trooper 940 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I remember going to Edinburgh about 1989, pub crawl around the "Grass Market" I asked the barman for a Jack n coke he went mental he said " do you know were you are laddie & your asking for that American shite". I looked behind him & he had about 50 different brands of whisky behind the bar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, Alex said: Probably I was just being a pedant (whisky is the Scottish spelling) Bloke in the local shop spelled it 'Whissy'. Also sold 'Lambruso'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Well if it means Lee Ryder going into SJP for an exclusive scoop and subsequently being dismembered then I’m all for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newcastle8 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Reported £340m, should be a sound investment, 52,000 stadium, thriving city, hunger for success. Team strengthening needed. Stadium, land is leased, not freehold, stands may need re-furbishment, possible increased capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21917 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 It FeElS dIfFeReNt ThIs TiMe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 12 minutes ago, Polarboy said: So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he I hear Charlie Methadone* is free? *The Don's brilliant PR man at Sunderland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. Morals or Mbappe? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 After the shit show that was Newcastle United V Oxford at least we have the take over to look forward to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. That’s only because he could neither spell nor explain apostasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Hopefully Ashley and Charnley try to squeeze an extra 10 million out of it and get invited to the Saudi embassy to smooth things out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Hopefully Ashley and Charnley try to squeeze an extra 10 million out of it and get invited to the Saudi embassy to smooth things out I’m picturing two steel reinforced chairs suspended over a shark tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21917 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Insist they stay for the ceremonial sword “dance” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 It's finally happening boys. Get fucking HYYYYYYYYYYPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Groundhog day tbh. Every transfer window like clockwork.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 16 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: i guessed that mate! scotch or irish it's the work of the devil i reckon. won a bottle of laphroaig one year for having the dream team which scored the most points in the fixtures immediately before christmas, i was led to believe it was a good one. hideous, swapped it for 20 embassy regal! apologies to whisky (e) lovers everywhere! That’s the TCP of the gods you philistine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 What would people choose given the choice. A - Man City level money (but it comes from Saudi) B - Stick with Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Yeh I mean human rights are cool and stuff but imagine not being shit at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9204 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 A plus i want ashley to go for a walk in the woods and get picked up by a tree harvester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I’ll have an A please Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 After the standard of that match yesterday, they can use the Gallowgate balcony as a hanging section for all I care. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Sponsored by FUN88. 'Martin here won two tickets on twitter & we're going to let him pick his own infidel to hang' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11375 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 (edited) More likely to be sponsored by Black and Decker so they get a discount on saws. Edited January 26, 2020 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17256 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 B If this goes ahead It’s the end for me...I’m rapidly falling out of love with corporate 21st century football anyway but this would just about put the tin hat on it. A game refereed from a truck in a car park financed by the cunts who brought you Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. No fuckin thanks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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