Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 34838]

12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I love that he comes across as a thick cunt, we all know it, the mackems know it, yet they still get wound up by him.

It’s the one thing I like about him. Actually in fairness he seems alreet, by professional footballer standards anyway, but talk about being a lucky lad 

[Howmanheyman 32721]

The wife looked up at the TV last night and said, 'he's changed.' I said, 'what?' She said 'you know, him next to Shearer, what's his name again?' 'Paul Ince'. I replied. Anyway, long story short, she thought he was John Barnes. I told her Lineker was Des Lynam and still looking the part. 

[ewerk 30259]

I guess they all look the same? [/Mrs. HMHM]

[Dr Gloom 21812]

longpins

tbf, who needs to be good in bed when you've gotten away with stealing the kind of wedge he was on for most of his career?  

[zerosum 234]

I knew shaqiri was small but..

 

 

[Sonatine 11307]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/08/police-chelsea-sexual-assault-racist-chants-train

 

Strange that it's almost always Chelsea fans that are up to no good....

[Howmanheyman 32721]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

I guess they all look the same? [/Mrs. HMHM]

Tbf, she's not into football and did say the other week she thinks she might need new glasses.

[ewerk 30259]

In that case commiserations on your upcoming divorce.  

[Andrew 4718]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/08/ex-football-coach-michael-kit-carson-accused-of-abuse-dies-in-road-traffic-accident

 

Seems like Kit Carson has decided to smash his car into a tree rather than face trial for the things he did to a load of kids.

 

Grim.

[ewerk 30259]

WTF? Surely the PL will be strongly against this?

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Am I fuck watching dull as dishwater Champions League games on a weekend. Can this lot pack it in?

[Dr Gloom 21812]

i think i might give up football 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

At least Scottish football won't be affected.

[Howay 12496]

Aye like ewerk said there’s no way the PL would allow that to happen, it would severely impact the TV rights. I think the same would go for basically every European league as well, as you’re fucking over the fan bases of 16-18 clubs (in most of the leagues) for the sake of those select few top sides. 

 

Maybe this is what will cause this break away League? 

[Andrew 4718]

28 minutes ago, Howay said:

Aye like ewerk said there’s no way the PL would allow that to happen, it would severely impact the TV rights. I think the same would go for basically every European league as well, as you’re fucking over the fan bases of 16-18 clubs (in most of the leagues) for the sake of those select few top sides. 

 

Maybe this is what will cause this break away League? 

 

Aye theres no chance of it happening, the german and italian fans alone will completely abandon games during the week, can't imagine "well it'll be good for Bayern/Juventus global image" will hold much sway with them.

[ewerk 30259]

On 1/9/2018 at 16:04, ewerk said:

Beardsley on leave/suspended.

A year later he's still suspended on full pay. The club is a fucking joke.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

 Good work if you can get it, mind.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Modern day football in a nutshell.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/10/marko-arnautovic-west-ham-china-asks-to-leave?fbclid=IwAR3kY3r9Oq8N6mPeIsWffth1iezdBhZc23MOJ6m9sAmGRFDx1j_vJPFIBsA

[Howay 12496]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

A year later he's still suspended on full pay. The club is a fucking joke.

 Yet the scupper deals over paying a player too much in wages. I know he obviously won’t be making player money, but that’s literally throwing money away rather than being put towards the pool of money for wages. In fact can we use it to upgrade the youth coaching staff ffs, I’m sure Beardsley was likely overpaid anyway so we could probably get some decent coaches in. 

[Alex 34838]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 Yet the scupper deals over paying a player too much in wages. I know he obviously won’t be making player money, but that’s literally throwing money away rather than being put towards the pool of money for wages. In fact can we use it to upgrade the youth coaching staff ffs, I’m sure Beardsley was likely overpaid anyway so we could probably get some decent coaches in. 

Just another example of the ‘running the club like a business’ patter being absolute bollocks 

[Howmanheyman 32721]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Just another example of ‘running the club like absolute bollocks'.

FYPA

 

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

Wagner has left Huddersfield. Bad news for us! 

[Meenzer 15401]

Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby Klopp

 

As you say, bad news for us if it gives them a Big Sam bounce, but it's still quite funny.  

[Monkeys Fist 42060]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Bielsa has admitted to spying on all of Leeds' opponents this season