Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ewerk 30259]

I’d say that Bubbles would let you do it for less than that.

[zerosum 234]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46729011

 

If there was ever going to be a man with bullying tendencies to kids.. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Bullying kids who could have their dreams on being professional footballers snuffed out by the person doing the bullying. He may be innocent of course. 

[OTF 7245]

There's no chance he's innocent, the weasely, neckless, odious little loudmouth prick. Shame as he had something as a player but never realised his full potential and we now, without doubt know why that is.

[Kitman 2204]

Steven Taylor’s been involved in some sort of two timing craic that’s gaining some press coverage over here. I hesitate to call it a scandal as it’s not that interesting and I can’t be arsed to post a link.

 

For those who don’t know, Taylor is now playing for Wellington Phoenix in NZ, having come to them via mighty Peterborough. The Phoenix are utterly shite, just like Taylor - end of the line at only age 32.

[RobinRobin 11122]

37 minutes ago, Kitman said:

For those who don’t know, Taylor is now playing for Wellington Phoenix in NZ, having come to them via mighty Peterborough. The Phoenix are utterly shite, just like Taylor - end of the line at only age 32.

They are actually doing much better this year, not least because he has helped to solidify the defence (and actually scored, as well).  Of course, that just goes to show the standard of the A-League (where Curtis Good is doing alright, as well)  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

On 02/01/2019 at 20:43, OTF said:

There's no chance he's innocent, the weasely, neckless, odious little loudmouth prick. Shame as he had something as a player but never realised his full potential and we now, without doubt know why that is.

Neckless. That made me smile. 

[Monkeys Fist 42060]

9 hours ago, Kitman said:

Steven Taylor’s been involved in some sort of two timing craic that’s gaining some press coverage over here. I hesitate to call it a scandal as it’s not that interesting and I can’t be arsed to post a link.

 

For those who don’t know, Taylor is now playing for Wellington Phoenix in NZ, having come to them via mighty Peterborough. The Phoenix are utterly shite, just like Taylor - end of the line at only age 32.

I thought he was still at Portland Artisanal Manbun Rovers. 

Wasn’t he double-dipping there, too? 

[Alex 34838]

Taylor’s always been shit. Completely found out the second he left 

[Monkeys Fist 42060]

The cringe is huge in this article 

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12186563

Longpins 1 does, however, deliver a hoof to the knackers. 

“But the sex wasn't brilliant. I had a lucky escape.”

[Howay 12496]

 “Morning long pins, what's miss perfect bum doing? Would love to be feeling ur unreal body."

 

[Sonatine 11307]

Thick as mince that lad, still hard to believe he had a career here for 13 year or something 

[zerosum 234]

he was and still is an endless source of entertainment, the makems hate him 

[Sonatine 11307]

 

[Meenzer 15401]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

I'm fuming with Hennessey as that's something you'd expect out of rugby. It has no place around football because it isn't funny

 

and yeah its offensive whatever

Edited January 7, 2019 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Alex 34838]

5 hours ago, Sonatine said:

Thick as mince that lad, still hard to believe he had a career here for 13 year or something 

No surprise his chat up patter is absolutely lifting.  

[Howmanheyman 32721]

58 minutes ago, Alex said:

No surprise his chat up patter is absolutely lifting.  

When you have the Taylor tan and a Colgate smile who needs chat up lines?

[Alex 34838]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

When you have the Taylor tan and a Colgate smile who needs chat up lines?

Can’t remember the exact quote and the Burglar’s Dog website is no more but his review of some Bigg Market dive mentioned the male punters all having the Steven Taylor £5 at the barbers haircut and the same look on their face as Taylor had when he realised the ref in the notorious Dyer/Bowyer Villa home game hadn’t bought his act when he pretended he been hit in the breadbasket

[Howmanheyman 32721]

38 minutes ago, Alex said:

Can’t remember the exact quote and the Burglar’s Dog website is no more but his review of some Bigg Market dive mentioned the male punters all having the Steven Taylor £5 at the barbers haircut and the same look on their face as Taylor had when he realised the ref in the notorious Dyer/Bowyer Villa home game hadn’t bought his act when he pretended he been hit in the breadbasket

 

I love that he comes across as a thick cunt, we all know it, the mackems know it, yet they still get wound up by him.

[Andrew 4718]

 

Willo! 

[zerosum 234]

was about to say he’s still got it... but don’t think he ever had “it”.. 

[RobinRobin 11122]

I was more surprised that his pass went to his own player.

[The Fish 10725]

Found his level?

[Isegrim 9733]

13 hours ago, Alex said:

No surprise his chat up patter is absolutely lifting.  

At least he has the England captaincy to look forward to.