Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 47898]

Fucking hell you wouldn't want to get hit by Rooney coming down the slopes. 

[Gemmill 47898]

Classic Yorkshireman turning down a drink from a multimillionaire cos "I'm already in t'round, fella."

[NJS 4460]

Thought it was going to end with his wallet going missing. 

Edited 3 hours ago by NJS

[PaddockLad 18125]

Chamonix a centre for the ancient pastime  of granny shagging then?

[Howmanheyman 34882]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Mate of mine is boarding in Chamonix at the moment/  Yesterday he's on the lift with this scouse bloke and said he's having a laugh.  They both do the same run down and get on the same lift again.  This happens a few times through the day.  Last night they go get some food and then have a beer and this scousers comes up to him and asks if he was the one on the lift.  My mate said aye and he has a chat with him.  Scouser asks if he wants a pint, my mate said he's in round but thanks. Mate takes the round back to the table and his mates all look stunned.  Mate asks whats wrong with em.

 

'Look at you best mates with Wayne Rooney'  

My mate doesn't follow football so didn't have a clue  Said they had more chats with him and Colleen and said they were both really nice and down to earth. 

 

Change Chamonix for St Moritz, turn Wayne Rooney into The Aga Khan, your mate can be Sacha Distel and Marie Claire becomes Colleen Rooney and maybe chuck in Marlene Dietrich and you have the lyrics to a potential song. Did he he have a laugh with Wayne and Colleen and go 'ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha' by any chance?

[thebrokendoll 9768]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Change Chamonix for St Moritz, turn Wayne Rooney into The Aga Khan, your mate can be Sacha Distel and Marie Claire becomes Colleen Rooney and maybe chuck in Marlene Dietrich and you have the lyrics to a potential song. Did he he have a laugh with Wayne and Colleen and go 'ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha' by any chance?

 

I actually quite like that song. the wife thinks it's as creepy as fuck. 

[Howmanheyman 34882]

7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I actually quite like that song. the wife thinks it's as creepy as fuck. 

 

Reminds me of walking through the kitchen trying to pinch some food on a Sunday while my mam was cooking the Sunday dinner and listening to 'Saviles travels' or Alan Freeman's golden oldie shows on the radio.

Edited 2 hours ago by Howmanheyman

[Howmanheyman 34882]

Obviously if it was Wykiki who was there the back streets of Naples would become the back streets of Leeds. 

[Howmanheyman 34882]

The Ballad of Wykiki

 

 

"But where do you go to my loveleh?

When you're with that Callum int' bed

Tell me t' thoughts that surround you

I want to look inside your head, yes i do.

 

I remember the back streets of Leeds
Two young tykes begging in't rags
Both touched with burning ambition
To shake off their lowly-borne tags, they try

So look in thy face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear
the scar, deep inside, yes you do

I know where you go to my loveleh
When you're with that Callum in us bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
'Cause I can look inside your head."

 

 

[wykikitoon 21836]

You really have missed your vocation in life  Well, you probably walked out of it