Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 21749]

Well, we now who grassed Philip Schofield up for queue jumping now to see Lizzy eh?

[Gemmill 47717]

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Well, we now who grassed Philip Schofield up for queue jumping now to see Lizzy eh?

Was it Tam or Becks? 

[Toonpack 10597]

14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

She shagged half of London whilst still married to the heir to the throne. No one with half a brain will be under any illusions about her. If there was evidence that Hewit was H’s father it would’ve been the biggest story since the abdication. There’s none because it’s not true….

 

This 👆

[Toonpack 10597]

In fairness to Fist he's a trucker and after extensive study, as part of the entrance examination, they have answer questions on the content of the truckers bible, no wonder he's confused.

 

FYI the Truckers bible is aka the daily sport for you non truckers. 

[PaddockLad 18071]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

Defender of the truth. I hate the royals but I like the sometimes inconvenient and disappointing truth…there’s a lesson for you all here I think

[Gemmill 47717]

SIR TOONPACK AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! 

[Gemmill 47717]

PL and TP definitely doing one of them handshakes where you grab by the forearm itt. 

[wykikitoon 21749]

Duran Duran fined for kicking off after his sending off v us

[Gemmill 47717]

He's a WILD BOY! alright. 

[ewerk 31749]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

He's a WILD BOY! alright. 

[Billy Whitehurst 961]

4 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

And they get a bank holiday EVERY year as a result.

 

We have to wait until one of the fuckers dies to get one.

 

[Gemmill 47717]

Wait til Toonpack repeats it in 3 posts time. Then you can bust that gif out. 

[Toonpack 10597]

50 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

SIR TOONPACK AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! 

 

My Lord, will suffice, peasant.

[Dr Gloom 22789]

31 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

He's a WILD BOY! alright. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14304]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

PL and TP definitely doing one of them handshakes where you grab by the forearm itt. 

They’ll have the Pimms open before long. If Fish hasn’t drank it all