Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 49241]

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

[Toonpack 11149]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

 

It's true though the dates don't work. She Met Hewitt in 86, Harry was born in 84.

Edited January 17 by Toonpack

[PaddockLad 18781]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

You think 50-60 year old 8th in line to the throne is subject to the same level of security as the infant heir to the throne when the IRA were still operational? How quaint 😊

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

There is DEFINITELY a pink shell suit top lurking somewhere in PL’s sartorial history. 
 

100%. 

[PaddockLad 18781]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

It's true though the dates don't work.

At least one date worked- hence young Harold. 
 

People claiming “they never met before he was born” are as naive as the daft fuckers who turn out on Christmas Day to cheer the cunts in to church. 
 

She and her husband were rattling the piss out of other people from the minute they got back from the honeymoon we paid for. 
 

How can you look at the picture I posted and genuinely say 

“ Aye, that’s his Dad on the right”? 

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

Tam, Sam and Becks 

 

Sounds like a bar order in Coldstream. 

[Toonpack 11149]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

At least one date worked- hence young Harold. 
 

People claiming “they never met before he was born” are as naive as the daft fuckers who turn out on Christmas Day to cheer the cunts in to church. 
 

She and her husband were rattling the piss out of other people from the minute they got back from the honeymoon we paid for. 
 

How can you look at the picture I posted and genuinely say 

“ Aye, that’s his Dad on the right”? 

 

Wrong.

 

Talking about naive, given his fallout with the inbreds in chief, do you not think they'd have fully disowned him as a royal bastard via their lapdogs in the press.

[Gemmill 49241]

11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

 

"Britain, Britain, Britain..." 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Wrong.

 

Talking about naive, given his fallout with the inbreds in chief, do you not think they'd have fully disowned him as a royal bastard via their lapdogs in the press.

No, because that would then confirm that they’re a pack of lying bastards. 
 

Which we know already since they claim Hewitt didn’t tup Our Queen of Hearts until after the ginger cuckoo showed up.…
 

 

[PaddockLad 18781]

Look at the huge stuff the press did (mostly via phone hacking) about the royals throughout the 90s and 2000s…. none of them have gone near the James Hewitt/ Harry thing because it’s not true. They, the “great British public” AND TT legend monkeys fist are all desperate for it to be true… it’s just not…

[wykikitoon 22494]

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

They, the “great British public” AND TT legend monkeys fist are all desperate for it to be true… it’s just not…

It’s because we just don’t want to believe that England’s Rose fucked two ginger blokes. 

[LondonBlue 1019]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

is that a pic of Magic Hat or one of you're own here ?

[ewerk 32821]

Can you all take the royal tittle tattle to its rightful home in Gemmill’s sourdough thread? Ta.

[PaddockLad 18781]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s because we just don’t want to believe that England’s Rose fucked two ginger blokes. 

She shagged half of London whilst still married to the heir to the throne. No one with half a brain will be under any illusions about her. If there was evidence that Hewit was H’s father it would’ve been the biggest story since the abdication. There’s none because it’s not true….

[wykikitoon 22494]

Well, we now who grassed Philip Schofield up for queue jumping now to see Lizzy eh?

[Gemmill 49241]

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

[Monkeys Fist 44847]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Well, we now who grassed Philip Schofield up for queue jumping now to see Lizzy eh?

Was it Tam or Becks? 

[Toonpack 11149]

14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

She shagged half of London whilst still married to the heir to the throne. No one with half a brain will be under any illusions about her. If there was evidence that Hewit was H’s father it would’ve been the biggest story since the abdication. There’s none because it’s not true….

 

This 👆

[Toonpack 11149]

In fairness to Fist he's a trucker and after extensive study, as part of the entrance examination, they have answer questions on the content of the truckers bible, no wonder he's confused.

 

FYI the Truckers bible is aka the daily sport for you non truckers. 

[PaddockLad 18781]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

Defender of the truth. I hate the royals but I like the sometimes inconvenient and disappointing truth…there’s a lesson for you all here I think

[Gemmill 49241]

SIR TOONPACK AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! 

[Gemmill 49241]

PL and TP definitely doing one of them handshakes where you grab by the forearm itt. 

[wykikitoon 22494]

Duran Duran fined for kicking off after his sending off v us