Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 11033]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Aye, you'd definitely peg him

[Dr Gloom 22789]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Oh aye, tight at the back is his motto.

 

i heard it was kiss the ring 

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

39 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

the fuckin hideous gene pool he was spawned

Nope

39 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

if daddy had married horse face in 1975 he wouldn’t exist

Yes he would. 
 

 

He’s the Royal Cuckoo. 
 

 

Wouldn’t mind a shot on his Mrs, like, and her Chapel Hat Pegs, naturally. 
 

edit; Aye, of course it’s NSFW! 

[Toonpack 10597]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

i heard it was kiss the ring 

 

Maybe that's what lizzie was talking about when she went on about that anus horribilis

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

[PaddockLad 18071]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nope

Yes he would. 
 

 

He’s the Royal Cuckoo. 
 

 

Wouldn’t mind a shot on his Mrs, like, and her Chapel Hat Pegs, naturally. 
 

edit; Aye, of course it’s NSFW! 

Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?”  

[wykikitoon 21749]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?”  

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

[Dazzler 11033]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?”  

Where there's a willy there's a way.

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

Also, she was buckling the bodyguards. 

[Gemmill 47715]

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

[Toonpack 10597]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

 

It's true though the dates don't work. She Met Hewitt in 86, Harry was born in 84.

Edited 7 hours ago by Toonpack

[PaddockLad 18071]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place.

You think 50-60 year old 8th in line to the throne is subject to the same level of security as the infant heir to the throne when the IRA were still operational? How quaint 😊

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

There is DEFINITELY a pink shell suit top lurking somewhere in PL’s sartorial history. 
 

100%. 

[PaddockLad 18071]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next.

 

"And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

It's true though the dates don't work.

At least one date worked- hence young Harold. 
 

People claiming “they never met before he was born” are as naive as the daft fuckers who turn out on Christmas Day to cheer the cunts in to church. 
 

She and her husband were rattling the piss out of other people from the minute they got back from the honeymoon we paid for. 
 

How can you look at the picture I posted and genuinely say 

“ Aye, that’s his Dad on the right”? 

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

Tam, Sam and Becks 

 

Sounds like a bar order in Coldstream. 

[Toonpack 10597]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

At least one date worked- hence young Harold. 
 

People claiming “they never met before he was born” are as naive as the daft fuckers who turn out on Christmas Day to cheer the cunts in to church. 
 

She and her husband were rattling the piss out of other people from the minute they got back from the honeymoon we paid for. 
 

How can you look at the picture I posted and genuinely say 

“ Aye, that’s his Dad on the right”? 

 

Wrong.

 

Talking about naive, given his fallout with the inbreds in chief, do you not think they'd have fully disowned him as a royal bastard via their lapdogs in the press.

[Gemmill 47715]

11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model  and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

 

 

 

"Britain, Britain, Britain..." 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Wrong.

 

Talking about naive, given his fallout with the inbreds in chief, do you not think they'd have fully disowned him as a royal bastard via their lapdogs in the press.

No, because that would then confirm that they’re a pack of lying bastards. 
 

Which we know already since they claim Hewitt didn’t tup Our Queen of Hearts until after the ginger cuckoo showed up.…
 

 

[PaddockLad 18071]

Look at the huge stuff the press did (mostly via phone hacking) about the royals throughout the 90s and 2000s…. none of them have gone near the James Hewitt/ Harry thing because it’s not true. They, the “great British public” AND TT legend monkeys fist are all desperate for it to be true… it’s just not…

[wykikitoon 21749]

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

They, the “great British public” AND TT legend monkeys fist are all desperate for it to be true… it’s just not…

It’s because we just don’t want to believe that England’s Rose fucked two ginger blokes. 

[LondonBlue 861]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

is that a pic of Magic Hat or one of you're own here ?

[ewerk 31749]

Can you all take the royal tittle tattle to its rightful home in Gemmill’s sourdough thread? Ta.

[PaddockLad 18071]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s because we just don’t want to believe that England’s Rose fucked two ginger blokes. 

She shagged half of London whilst still married to the heir to the throne. No one with half a brain will be under any illusions about her. If there was evidence that Hewit was H’s father it would’ve been the biggest story since the abdication. There’s none because it’s not true….