Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Holden McGroin 7411]

Im not even sure why a 9.5 year contract was floated as an idea. Surely 4 or 5 would have done. It's better for Haaland than Man City.

[LondonBlue 1019]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

You pay the going rate, don't you. We're talking about numbers where it's just impossible to wrap your head around in terms of "is he worth that" etc. 

 

If he gets you promoted from League 2 to the PL in consecutive seasons, you'd argue he probably is. 

 

i get that the maths is impossible? 

 

9.5 years means we don't have to spend 100m on a replacement in 5 years. and if he does go, we get a decent fee.

[LondonBlue 1019]

8 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

City are taking all the risk. If Haaland does a Wilshere or Sterling and massively drops off the pace in a few years he's still going to be raking in mega bucks and City will be stuck with him.

 

of course if he gets even better ....  maybe his link up play improves or maybe we get Sam Allardyce in and he plays the percentages and we start crossing the ball more...

[Gemmill 49266]

It'll be long ball stuff in League 2 so he'll love it down there. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm continuing until I get a bite. 

[LondonBlue 1019]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

It'll be long ball stuff in League 2 so he'll love it down there. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm continuing until I get a bite. 

 

Man United will still probably jam a result against us in the league 2 derby

 

[LondonBlue 1019]

If City sign Marmoush, Khusanov and Reis in this window (as is looking likely), they will still have a net spend over 100m LESS than any of Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea or Spurs since the arrival of Pep. With a slightly better return on silverware. Boyhood dreams.

[wykikitoon 22497]

 

at least he's using tax payers money well by buying it in Spons.

 

[Gemmill 49266]

I hope he hated every minute of that forced interaction. 

[Toonpack 11158]

Probably got a quick pegging in the bogs

[ewerk 32821]

Fitting in just like one of the lads.

[LondonBlue 1019]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

at least he's using tax payers money well by buying it in Spons.

 

 

love  them or hate them.  i've long thought that he's one of the most balanced / sussed of the royals

 

 

[wykikitoon 22497]

Balanced in a way he's never lived a 'normal' life and had a nonce as an uncle.

[Gemmill 49266]

Of the current crop, I'd let him go last or second last in front of the firing squad. 

[Toonpack 11158]

3 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

love  them or hate them.  i've long thought that he's one of the most balanced / sussed of the royals

 

 

 

He's a cunt, he's got a notoriously short fuse/bad temper and is widely rumoured to have slapped his Mrs about.

 

The only one with anything "normal" about him is the ginger one.

[trophyshy 7272]

Doesn't he also like it up the arse?  Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

 

No wonder his grandmother died. And his grandfather.  Dirty, bald bastard.

[sammynb 3869]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

The only one with anything "normal" about him is the ginger one.

 

Nothing normal about that cunt either, the French certainly got one thing correct.

[LondonBlue 1019]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Balanced in a way he's never lived a 'normal' life and had a nonce as an uncle.

 

this is not a hill i'm prepared to die on but it must be quite the challenge to turn out even slightly normal in that family. i mean losing your mum so dramatically can't help

[Dazzler 11461]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

Nothing normal about that cunt either, the French certainly got one thing correct.

He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus.

 

Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary.

[Toonpack 11158]

4 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Nothing normal about that cunt either, the French certainly got one thing correct.

 

I have no idea what you mean by that ???

 

 

[wykikitoon 22497]

3 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

this is not a hill i'm prepared to die on but it must be quite the challenge to turn out even slightly normal in that family. i mean losing your mum so dramatically can't help

 

[Holden McGroin 7411]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

He's a cunt, he's got a notoriously short fuse/bad temper and is widely rumoured to have slapped his Mrs about.

 

The only one with anything "normal" about him is the ginger one.

I love a spurious rumour.

[wykikitoon 22497]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus.

 

Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF CATHERINE THE WHITE!  WHAT ABOUT MEGAN THE SLAG

[Toonpack 11158]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus.

 

Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary.

 

A soft cunt who served (properly served) in Afghanistan, that soft cunt.

[Gemmill 49266]

He's on 150k a week I heard. 

[sammynb 3869]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I have no idea what you mean by that ???