Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 18799]

12 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Count Dracula earning a penalty with a dive but then missing a sitter and failing to score in the shootout is the kind of poetic justice I have always been waiting for.

How is he viewed in your homeland? WTF is he supposed to do on the pitch?? 😆

[The Fish 11304]

3 hours ago, Dazzler said:

He’d absolutely batter them in for them too. Spanish Sam Allardyce would love it.

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

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geddit?

 

[Dougle 3661]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

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geddit?

 

 

[Dazzler 11461]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

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geddit?

 

[Dr Gloom 23385]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

The Basque Tony Pulis tbh

 

the spanish brendan rogers 

[Dazzler 11461]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

the spanish brendan rogers 

He definitely has the cringe factor for this to work.

[Meenzer 16303]

13 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

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geddit?

 

 

[Isegrim 10278]

29 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How is he viewed in your homeland? WTF is he supposed to do on the pitch?? 😆

He is doing better when playing for the national team so most people don’t know or don’t bother about him being a cunt.

[Toonpack 11159]

47 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

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geddit?

 

You deserve a punitive fine for that one

[Gemmill 49267]

Punt in the balls is what he deserves. 

[Toonpack 11159]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Punt in the balls is what he deserves. 

Oh! Very good, welcome to the dark side.

[Gemmill 49267]

Aye better than yours wasn't it? Immediately match fit with no training. It's an indictment of the game itself. 😜

[Isegrim 10278]

Gemmill, likely to be the Guivarc’h of the pun game.

[Toonpack 11159]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye better than yours wasn't it? Immediately match fit with no training. It's an indictment of the game itself. 😜

Bollocks you’ve had a punishing schedule of study in the Toontastic academy prior to trying it out yourself, proud of you tbh.

Edited January 13 by Toonpack

[Craig 6790]

https://x.com/skysportsnews/status/1878870893092343899?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

[ewerk 32821]

Nervous times at Stamford Bridge.

[Toonpack 11159]

30 minutes ago, Craig said:

https://x.com/skysportsnews/status/1878870893092343899?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

Can you screenshot so we don’t have to give the cunt the clicks please 👍

[Dazzler 11461]

[Dr Gloom 23385]

16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Can you screenshot so we don’t have to give the cunt the clicks please 👍

I’d be surprised if we’re in trouble given how little we have spent on players the last year or so combined with money coming in from the extra commercial deals. Plus the year that we made the big loss should no longer be on the books as it fell before the current three year period, I think. Though perhaps one of the board’s  so-called accounts can correct me if I’m wrong 

[Kid Dynamite 7541]

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway 

[Kid Dynamite 7541]

Also good of them to do this slap bang in the middle of a transfer window. 

[Dr Gloom 23385]

11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway 

If Chelsea can get away with selling themselves a hotel to balance the books they can absolutely get to fuck with that 

[Isegrim 10278]

44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

If Chelsea can get away with selling themselves a hotel to balance the books they can absolutely get to fuck with that 

So it’ll will be points deduction for us and Chelsea will get our points knowing those cunts

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4217]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’d be surprised if we’re in trouble given how little we have spent on players the last year or so combined with money coming in from the extra commercial deals. Plus the year that we made the big loss should no longer be on the books as it fell before the current three year period, I think. Though perhaps one of the board’s  so-called accounts can correct me if I’m wrong 

It doesn’t mention anyone at all so I wouldn’t pee your pants yet.

[Dr Gloom 23385]

46 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

It doesn’t mention anyone at all so I wouldn’t pee your pants yet.

I’m the ice man bitch. Cold as fuck