Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 18799]

They’re playing tonight at home to Peterborough in the cup (FTAO grass roots fans it’s on the red button/iplayer ) so it makes the timing of the sacking very interesting…basically look out for Moyes being zoomed in on immediately as he takes his seat in the directors box

[Isegrim 10278]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Fewer. And nein, the fact that you're German doesn't excuse you. 

 

[Toonpack 11159]

Yanks in charge aren’t they now ? Moyes could fall into the way too sensible bracket.

[Monkeys Fist 44857]

Someone at the BBC is on the wind up. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vrvwp05zwo
 

published at 5:00pm 

 

 

 

[Dougle 3661]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

But of a weird one like. I think he's massively overrated and his football is unwatchable, but he did have a knack of getting enough out of his teams to stop up when it came to the crunch. 

 

I've run it all through the master computer and the verdict is clear:

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7541]

Lee Carsley must be in with a shout too?

[Optimistic Nut 440]

Good shout. 

[Dazzler 11461]

14 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Lee Carsley must be in with a shout too?

I doubt he'd want it tbh. 

 

He didn't want the England job because of the shit press and the dick head fans. I imagine that's no different at Everton, except the press don't care as much and the fans are the biggest bunch of entitled, shitbags in the country.

[Rosco 857]

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

[Dazzler 11461]

9 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

He's a big enough name for the Yanks (think that's why he got the Birmingham job), is a 'club legend', is cheap and is close enough to both of their families where his missus can make sure he's not balls deep in a morgue - this could work......for everyone else

[wykikitoon 22503]

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1877399886133416195

 

 

[Gemmill 49267]

 

This was Dyche two days ago btw, issuing a "come and sack me" plea.

 

[Toonpack 11159]

4 hours ago, Rosco said:

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

 

Not going to happen (see the post 14 above yours for confirmation).

[Gemmill 49267]

 

[Gemmill 49267]

Stage 2 dementia for Dean Windass. 😞

[Kid Dynamite 7541]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Stage 2 dementia for Dean Windass. 😞

Bad craic. Although if you use the 7 stage model, stage 1 is "no dementia" and stage 2 is "mildly forgetful", which probably describes most of us on here 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4217]

26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Bad craic. Although if you use the 7 stage model, stage 1 is "no dementia" and stage 2 is "mildly forgetful", which probably describes most of us on here 

If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

[Alex 36549]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

Are you me? I’m only asking because I can’t remember 

[RobinRobin 12333]

6 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

I was much fitter when both my home and workplace had stairs. 🙂 

[Dougle 3661]

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

[RobinRobin 12333]

5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

 

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

 

[Howmanheyman 36159]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

I was much fitter when both my home and workplace had stairs. 🙂 

 

I've no doubt moving into a bungalow nine years ago hasn't helped my overall fitness.

[RobinRobin 12333]

14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I've no doubt moving into a bungalow nine years ago hasn't helped my overall fitness.

And having work parking about 10 yards from my office doesn't help either. 🙂 

[zico martin 101]

Thankfully i can walk to work everyday now which gets my steps in. 

 

I do work from home mind but it all helps! 

[Monkeys Fist 44857]

6 hours ago, Dougle said:

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

 

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

 

Did you have to go back downstairs to get your glasses so you could find your phone?