Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 46549]

Gives time for their prolapses to recover. 

[Alex 35729]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Serves him right for buying that piece of shit.

 

Should play the theme from Steptoe when you open the box. 

Could’ve probably gotten away with giving him it as there’s a good chance a young lad receiving a diary (a fucking diary in 2024  ) would never have opened it 

[Gemmill 46549]

Real Madrid have made an offer for TAA for the Jan window, which Liverpool have rejected. He'll go there for free in the summer anyway, so presumably Liverpool are resigned to that and just don't want to derail their title challenge. 

 

Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them. 

[Howmanheyman 34141]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Real Madrid have made an offer for TAA for the Jan window, which Liverpool have rejected. He'll go there for free in the summer anyway, so presumably Liverpool are resigned to that and just don't want to derail their title challenge. 

 

Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them. 

 

Maybe Carragher should've tried to auction him off after our match last night instead of Isak? 

[wykikitoon 21053]

He's fucking shit tho for a defender but yeh laaaa assists init

[Isegrim 9937]

https://twitter.com/views09/status/1873998185569673629?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw&mx=2
 

Karma!

 

Worse than Almiron.

[Isegrim 9937]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them. 

You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing)
What have you lost? Nothing

 

 

[wykikitoon 21053]

I think I have worked out why you're a shit manager Tim.

[Andrew 4929]

Whats the point of having a "formation" if you're going to pick cunha and kulusevski  as the base of your midfield? 

 

Just have a list

[RobinRobin 11695]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I think I have worked out why you're a shit manager Tim.

Is he getting a cut from their agents? Looks like a team mostly being pushed for sales. 

[Dazzler 10573]

16 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Is he getting a cut from their agents? Looks like a team mostly being pushed for sales. 

Front 4 is about right IMO but the rest is laughable.

[wykikitoon 21053]

18 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Front 4 is about right IMO but the rest is laughable.

Mo Salah enters the chat.

[Rayvin 5403]

He's picked no more than one player per team. Some attempt at diplomacy i suppose

[Gemmill 46549]

He's basically Diet Merson. 

[wykikitoon 21053]

4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

He's picked no more than one player per team. Some attempt at diplomacy i suppose

Aye, but Salah over 'Trent'?

[Dazzler 10573]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Mo Salah enters the chat.

He can get fucked with his 6 pack and fake hair.

 

He’s one suspect sexual encounter away from being a full blown Poundland Ronaldo.

[RobElliott 1624]

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

 

 

[Gemmill 46549]

He speaks from experience. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4012]

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

[sammynb 3586]

2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

 

We also get Shay and Sir Les on our coverage occasionally and they seem sound/not brain dead.

The rest are thick as shite and Owen has the ability to suck all the oxygen out of the room he's such a dull, thick, vacuum, the cunt.

[wykikitoon 21053]

10 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

 

I would like to see McCoist more, but he sold his sole to Murdoch media.  He's a canny pundit.

 

[Alex 35729]

1 hour ago, RobElliott said:

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

 

 

Deeney seems to have carved out a bit of a media career for himself. Also seems to turn up on loads of those podcast clips you see where players relate ‘fascinating’ anecdotes from back in the day. I must have caught about 5 or so with him on and on every single one he’s had a fallout with and threatened to chin the manager / one of the coaches. Even allowing for BS maybe he was the issue a lot of the time? 

[The Fish 11018]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I would like to see McCoist more, but he sold his sole to Murdoch media.  He's a canny pundit.

 

I know Sky costs an arm and a leg, but that seems needlessly cruel.

[Toonpack 10186]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I know Sky costs an arm and a leg, but that seems needlessly cruel.

 

I hake it when that happens. 

[Dr Gloom 22299]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I hake it when that happens. 

 

dear cod, not this shite again