Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Isegrim 10327]

 

[Howmanheyman 36524]

Sky's attitude and the attitude of certain journalists on Manchester United is just berserk when you see how they go on with most other clubs. You have a lass called Melissa, their chief reporter, whose knickers are saturated just talking pitchside at Old Trafford about how efficient they've been and what amazing piece of business they've done getting rid of ETH and getting this new bloke, she was even at OT midweek and the atmosphere was superb. Our Man U supporting mate Miggy Delaney in the studio looking the most enthusiastic I've ever seen him. Their headlines for the beginning of their show was the Man U manager situation, Liverpool coming from behind to win in their title charge and lastly Man City getting beat. It's all good on sky this morning.

[PaddockLad 18985]

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind

 

 

[Gemmill 49834]

McTits McGee. 

[Gemmill 49834]

4 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind

 

 

 

It's always blown my mind that more players from this country don't go and try and play abroad. Having all that money and time on your hands AND the weather and a pool, and being away from our dickhead boozing culture, seems like wins all round. Plus Italian or Spanish fanny. Jeeeeeezus. 

 

I guess the issue these days is they probably can't earn the same money over there, but that hasn't always been the case. 

[Dazzler 11720]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

It's always blown my mind that more players from this country don't go and try and play abroad. Having all that money and time on your hands AND the weather and a pool, and being away from our dickhead boozing culture, seems like wins all round. Plus Italian or Spanish fanny. Jeeeeeezus. 

 

I guess the issue these days is they probably can't earn the same money over there, but that hasn't always been the case. 

They are all idiots though tbf. Imagine Jack Grealish learning Spanish?

 

Wayne Rooney would have been a great one trying to speak a bit of Italian at his first presser. The mafia would have needed some canny hefty concrete boots to hold that fat cunt down after he was told by his teammates that the word for mate in Italian was ‘wop’ which he proudly repeated on TV, multiple times to show how good his Italian was.

[Howmanheyman 36524]

5 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind

 

 

 

But what does he do out there if he's not going out? 

[wykikitoon 22773]

Just listening to Monday night club. Rory who I like seems to think PSR is fair. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14662]

McTominay has probably been on the better side of 60-70k for his last few years at Man United. When you consider he’s Scottish and therefore tighter than a matador’s pants, he’ll have spent fuck all so can swan about Napoli with a bit of a pay cut

[NJS 4560]

I'm in the office today and I've already overheard murmurings from "United" fans (Usual array of home counties and foreigners) getting excited because Almorim got one over on Man City. Hopefully it'll end in more tears. 

[Dr Gloom 23595]

2 hours ago, NJS said:

I'm in the office today and I've already overheard murmurings from "United" fans (Usual array of home counties and foreigners) getting excited because Almorim got one over on Man City. Hopefully it'll end in more tears. 

luckily the players he is inheriting look nowhere close to being able to implement his game plan. Who are his wingbacks in his 3-4-3 - Rashford and Garnacho?

[The Fish 11313]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

luckily the players he is inheriting look nowhere close to being able to implement his game plan. Who are his wingbacks in his 3-4-3 - Rashford and Garnacho?

And the people above him are a fucking circus too.

[Holden McGroin 7562]

England squad gets announced tomorrow. Tommy T doesn’t take over until January so assume Carsley is carrying on.

 

Do we reckon Hall will get called up? Hopefully Tino will get a cap but if Hall gets the nod then he it might be at his expense. 

[wykikitoon 22773]

4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

England squad gets announced tomorrow. Tommy T doesn’t take over until January so assume Carsley is carrying on.

 

Do we reckon Hall will get called up? Hopefully Tino will get a cap but if Hall gets the nod then he it might be at his expense. 

On recent form probably deserves it over Tino.  Albeit Tino last couple has stepped up.

[Holden McGroin 7562]

Pope - OUT

Hall - IN

Tino - OUT

 

Im happy for Lewis. Deserved.

Edited November 7, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[Holden McGroin 7562]

Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Aaron Ramsdale (Southampton)

 

Defenders: Marc Guehi (Crystal Palace), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Levi Colwill (Chelsea), Rico Lewis (Manchester City), Kyle Walker (Manchester City), Lewis Hall (Newcastle), Taylor Harwood-Bellis (Southampton)

 

Midfielders: Conor Gallagher (Atletico Madrid), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Cole Palmer (Chelsea), Morgan Gibbs-White (Nottingham Forest), Angel Gomes (Lille), Phil Foden (Manchester City), Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Curtis Jones (Liverpool).

 

Forwards: Jack Grealish (Manchester City), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Chelsea), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa), Dominic Solanke (Tottenham)

Edited November 7, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[Alex 36695]

I suspected the reports about Anderson being in was clickbait for the fannies on facebook etc 

Edited November 7, 2024 by Alex

[Gemmill 49834]

Was just coming here to say what a surprise it was to not see Elliot Anderson in the squad. 

 

 

[ewerk 33151]

14 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Pope - OUT

 

So the goalkeepers from three of the bottom five teams get a call up but the keeper from the team with the third meanest defence gets dropped?

[Gemmill 49834]

Aye, daft Irish cunt. 

[Gemmill 49834]

Carsley, not you. 

[ewerk 33151]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Carsley, not you. 

 

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

[wykikitoon 22773]

23 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Aaron Ramsdale (Southampton)

 

Defenders: Marc Guehi (Crystal Palace), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Levi Colwill (Chelsea), Rico Lewis (Manchester City), Kyle Walker (Manchester City), Lewis Hall (Newcastle), Taylor Harwood-Bellis (Southampton)

 

Midfielders: Conor Gallagher (Atletico Madrid), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Cole Palmer (Chelsea), Morgan Gibbs-White (Nottingham Forest), Angel Gomes (Lille), Phil Foden (Manchester City), Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Curtis Jones (Liverpool).

 

Forwards: Jack Grealish (Manchester City), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Chelsea), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa), Dominic Solanke (Tottenham)

 

3 'keepers in the relegation zone. Oh well, at least theyve got plenty of practive.

[The Fish 11313]

[Holden McGroin 7562]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

3 'keepers in the relegation zone. Oh well, at least theyve got plenty of practive.

 

I don't think there is much between all of them. Pope has been fairly dodgy of late and his distribution doesn't endear himself to International football.