Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 22772]

[Howmanheyman 36519]

36 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

They were bound to get something right by the law of averages. 

[RobinRobin 12470]

47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

PSR fix 🙂 

[wykikitoon 22772]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBQHn8riMHt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

[Gemmill 49832]

https://www.thejournal.ie/wrexham-soccer-us-womens-team-tst-the-soccer-tournament-6115125-Jul2023/#:~:text=FACTCHECK-,Debunked%3A The official US women's soccer team did not lose,has been shared misleadingly online

 

YOU JUST GOT DEBUNKED, BABY! 

[wykikitoon 22772]

There was this saturday morning football thing on Sky Sports earlier.  A young version of Jack Colback with some Chelsea CUNT and a Bin Dipping CUNT.  Jack Colback's bairn said Andy Robertson was a better LB than Ashley Cole.

WTAF!

[Howmanheyman 36519]

43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

There was this saturday morning football thing on Sky Sports earlier.  A young version of Jack Colback with some Chelsea CUNT and a Bin Dipping CUNT.  Jack Colback's bairn said Andy Robertson was a better LB than Ashley Cole.

WTAF!

 

I'm so glad I manage to not watch sky's Saturday morning bilge. Thanks for being our eyes and ears, wykiki.

[Howmanheyman 36519]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36519]

Taking a leaf out of @wykikitoons book and put the sky Saturday gimps on just to see them talking about the title and showing a graphic of the title odds of Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa, Spurs and Man United.   I mean, why? 

[wykikitoon 22772]

Just been listening to This Is football poddy.  Fuck me.  They are STILL bumming the fuck out of Horse Heed.  Give it a rest FFS.  All this wanking over Guinness too you can tell Lineker doesn't like it  

[wykikitoon 22772]

I've just noticed on the badge for sky for the Prem League they have clubs in alphabetical order. Expect it's wrong. Because they have arsenal first when really it should be AFC Bournemouth 

[Monkeys Fist 45113]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've just noticed on the badge for sky for the Prem League they have clubs in alphabetical order. Expect it's wrong. Because they have arsenal first when really it should be AFC Bournemouth 

[PaddockLad 18982]

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

Edited October 23, 2024 by PaddockLad

[NJS 4560]

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But then United should have gone into the interval ahead in the 45th

Nice to see but then spoiled right at the end:

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Scholes saves United, page 32

 

[Dazzler 11718]

6 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

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The Italian newspaper that disgracefully called Bobby Robson a "cretin" on its front page yesterday morning will presumably have spent last night printing an apology.

"Eyven the pasteh munchers hate the mags an'aarl, marra. Tha might look like barcodes, but tha alreyt by me."

[Howmanheyman 36519]

7 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

 

Comparing Walker with Whese Keyes Louise is like comparing Rembrandt to Rolf Harris. 

[Howmanheyman 36519]

Is anyone watching these European superleague games? I mean, talk about fucking up an already fucked up CL concept. I watched most of the Villa v Bayern game and that's about it, I couldn't tell you who's doing what and what impact it's having? It might just be me but I'd love to know how many neutrals have just switched off from it? It's only one rung higher than the international break now for me.  

[PaddockLad 18982]

I’m watching channel 4 news on +1. Also watched the Villa match last night which I should’ve enjoyed far more than my crippling fuckin jealousy would allow… they’ve sold one of their best players last summer and still improved, their recruitment at this stage looks inspired; Onana replaced the departed Douglas Luiz and has been great but is now carrying a knock and was subbed early,  Rodgers from Man City looks fuckin brilliant and Maatsen  was the reason many Chelsea fans were ok with Hall coming to us, he looked mint last night too…

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Is anyone watching these European superleague games? I mean, talk about fucking up an already fucked up CL concept. I watched most of the Villa v Bayern game and that's about it, I couldn't tell you who's doing what and what impact it's having? It might just be me but I'd love to know how many neutrals have just switched off from it? It's only one rung higher than the international break now for me.  

Yep. They've fucked it. Used to look forward to champions league nights, but a 36 team tournament just feels like I'm watching the Europa Conference 

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

16 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45113]

@PaddockLad definitely zoomed in on Buffon’s gloves, didn’t you? 

[Holden McGroin 7561]

On 23/10/2024 at 23:37, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

I was at this match. #supaFan

[Alex 36694]

Used to call a mate I played 5-a-side with ‘Del Biero’ 

[Howmanheyman 36519]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Used to call a mate I played 5-a-side with ‘Del Biero’ 

 

My mate at the brewery used to call me Zidane but this was when I started to get a bit of a bald patch on the back of my napper. 

[RobinRobin 12470]

13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

My mate at the brewery used to call me Zidane but this was when I started to get a bit of a bald patch on the back of my napper. 

And you nutted the manager.