Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 36694]

I scrolled to about 10 mins in out of curiosity. Not surprised it’s on for over an hour. He makes Fish seem pithy. I don’t know what’s worse tbh, these self appointed ITKs or the people who hang on their every word 

Edited October 9, 2024 by Alex

[Isegrim 10327]

Anyway, the good news is that Klopp managed to piss off quite a lot of people down here today because of his choice to sell his soul and to work for Red Bull.

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

Anyway, the good news is that Klopp managed to piss off quite a lot of people down here today because of his choice to sell his soul and to work for Red Bull.

'Head of Global Soccer'  😂  The man of the people 😂 

[Meenzer 16416]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

CT can probably arrange for you to settle this via rap battle on the stage at Wonder Bar? 

 

Tiebreaker is trying to reach the high notes after the key change in "Livin' On A Prayer". Lead singer of The Jon Bon Jovi Experience to adjudicate.

[Alex 36694]

3 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Tiebreaker is trying to reach the high notes after the key change in "Livin' On A Prayer". Lead singer of The Jon Bon Jovi Experience to adjudicate.

Not the fella from the erstwhile Tyneside-based tribute act ‘Bon Geordie’? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4250]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

Not the fella from the erstwhile Tyneside-based tribute act ‘Bon Geordie’? 

I know a guitarist from Bon Geordie

[Alex 36694]

21 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I know a guitarist from Bon Geordie

Are they still going? I never actually saw them but used to see them advertised at places like The Archer (in Jesmond, as was), where I used to go to play pool with my mates years ago. I always thought the name was great  

Edited October 9, 2024 by Alex

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4250]

Just now, Alex said:

Are they still going? I never actually saw them but you to see them advertised at places like The Archer (in Jesmond, as was), where I used to go to play pool with my mates years ago. I always thought the name was great  

Nah they split a long time ago

[RobinRobin 12470]

4 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Nah they split a long time ago

Gone Geordie?

 

 

 

Edited October 10, 2024 by RobinRobin

[wykikitoon 22771]

[Andrew 5136]

Well, if you need energy, red bull isnt a had option

[PaddockLad 18982]

Oh dear  

 

 

 

[Gemmill 49832]

The bloke is plainly a cunt. More fool them for having the wool pulled over their eyes by his everyman act. 

[Alex 36694]

Same with Liverpool fans. Who regard him as some sort of honourable socialist, saviour. To tie in with their own blinkered vision of the club itself. Which also, of course, couldn’t be further from the truth 

Edited October 10, 2024 by Alex

[Howmanheyman 36517]

I wonder if he has any ceilings?

[wykikitoon 22771]

Watching Ineos cycling team implode is giving me a hard on about how Sir Brexit cunt is going to get on at UNITED

[Toonpack 11343]

On 10/10/2024 at 09:48, Howmanheyman said:

I wonder if he has any ceilings?

 

It would appear he's a bit of a roofless cunt

[Howmanheyman 36517]

Well, the international break has made this place a hive of activity and fevered chatter.  

[Christmas Tree 5103]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Well, the international break has made this place a hive of activity and fevered chatter.  

Hasn’t it   First thing this morning, I was going to post something profound again just to make sure the place hadn’t broken, but then thought fuck it.

[Toonpack 11343]

5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Well, the international break has made this place a hive of activity and fevered chatter.  

Some of us have to work you know, oh hang on, I've retired, no I fucking don't EVER a fucking gain.

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

 

[RobinRobin 12470]

Surely he meant Jobe? 

[PaddockLad 18982]

Ok, who do we actually think told him to his face? ☺️

 

 

[The Fish 11313]

That'll neither go over well with life long Man Utd fans, nor make enough of a dent in the debt they owe.

 

Another winning strategy from Sir Jim.

[Alex 36694]

It’s probably ridiculous he got that role (on that sort of salary I mean). But, aye. You can’t see that making much difference in the scheme of things or proving to be popular with those that idolise him (which every Man Utd fan should)