Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 22137]

there's a cocaine epidemic in the country. used to be a rich man's drug but that is no longer the case - it's everywhere. it's particularly noticeable today at big sport events in a way that probably didn't exist in the football hooligan days of the 80s. though i imagine it's widespread use helped fuel the awful signs at the final of euro 2020 (in 2021) at wembley 

[Holden McGroin 6781]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

there's a cocaine epidemic in the country. used to be a rich man's drug but that is no longer the case - it's everywhere. it's particularly noticeable today at big sport events in a way that probably didn't exist in the football hooligan days of the 80s. though i imagine it's widespread use helped fuel the awful signs at the final of euro 2020 (in 2021) at wembley 

 

I bet the Joshua fight was full of it.

[ewerk 31195]

19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 i imagine it's widespread use helped fuel the awful signs at the final of euro 2020 (in 2021) at wembley 

 

Yeah but it did create some good moments too.

 

[Gemmill 45997]

39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

the awful signs

 

Your accent's all over the place since you moved down there. 

[Gemmill 45997]

"AMEYEZING SIGNS!" 

[Dr Gloom 22137]

Scenes that was supposed to say  

[Toonpack 9908]

That crown's gone to his head, he'll be perving horse-faced women next.

[Dr Gloom 22137]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

That crown's gone to his head, he'll be perving horse-faced women next.

 

next?

[sammynb 3507]

6 hours ago, Toonpack said:

That crown's gone to his head, he'll be perving horse-faced women next.

And thelling them he wish he was their tampon.

[AgentAxeman 189]

Why does sky sports look like it's being broadcast in the 70s tonight? 

[Optimistic Nut 187]

Timber moaning about the amount of football they have to play and saying how there's no Winter break. While I sort of get it, no-one made him leave Holland to come to the Premier League. 

[Alex 35567]

16 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

there's a cocaine epidemic in the country. used to be a rich man's drug but that is no longer the case - it's everywhere. it's particularly noticeable today at big sport events in a way that probably didn't exist in the football hooligan days of the 80s. though i imagine it's widespread use helped fuel the awful signs at the final of euro 2020 (in 2021) at wembley 

Looking back I think it’s an epidemic that’s just gotten worse and worse. I think you probably need to go back decades for it have been a rich man’s drug. But I do think it’s more widespread (and presumably cheaper?) than ever. Incidentally us and another couple were in the lakes the weekend just gone. We got a taxi back to the place after having a meal and a couple of drinks in Windermere Town. All four of us were of the opinion our driver was coked up. He must’ve been about 45 years old, at a guess. Certainly not a young lad. I know that in itself doesn’t prove anything but it does hint at how commonplace it’s become. 

[wykikitoon 20708]

8 hours ago, AgentAxeman said:

Why does sky sports look like it's being broadcast in the 70s tonight? 

To calm TBD down and put him in his happy place. He's got re runs of Bernard Manning on after. 

[wykikitoon 20708]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Looking back I think it’s an epidemic that’s just gotten worse and worse. I think you probably need to go back decades for it have been a rich man’s drug. But I do think it’s more widespread (and presumably cheaper?) than ever. Incidentally us and another couple were in the lakes the weekend just gone. We got a taxi back to the place after having a meal and a couple of drinks in Windermere Town. All four of us were of the opinion our driver was coked up. He must’ve been about 45 years old, at a guess. Certainly not a young lad. I know that in itself doesn’t prove anything but it does hint at how commonplace it’s become. 

I would agree with the rich man's drug. I would say it's a lot more available now just from people I speak to. Considering we are the largest exporter in the world of cannabis then it must be cheap as fuck so the price of coke surely has to come down to compete? 

 

I am maeve as fuck as I don't have a clue what someone would look like coked up 😂 bin dipper comes in some days hanging and it's clear he's been out because he sounds like he's got a cold coming and he's always clearing his throat and coughing and sniffing. I always assumed that was a mix of hangover and been coked up the night before. 

[Gemmill 45997]

 

[Dr Gloom 22137]

47 minutes ago, Alex said:

Looking back I think it’s an epidemic that’s just gotten worse and worse. I think you probably need to go back decades for it have been a rich man’s drug. But I do think it’s more widespread (and presumably cheaper?) than ever. Incidentally us and another couple were in the lakes the weekend just gone. We got a taxi back to the place after having a meal and a couple of drinks in Windermere Town. All four of us were of the opinion our driver was coked up. He must’ve been about 45 years old, at a guess. Certainly not a young lad. I know that in itself doesn’t prove anything but it does hint at how commonplace it’s become. 

my stepsister is a doctor and says there’s been a massive increase in the number of young working class men men with heart problems due to combining steroids during the week with coke at the weekends 

[wykikitoon 20708]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Fcking autocorrect.   

[Gemmill 45997]

Proper Yorkshire autocorrect that. Maeve.

 

[Alex 35567]

14 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

my stepsister is a doctor and says there’s been a massive increase in the number of young working class men men with heart problems due to combining steroids during the week with coke at the weekends 

My lass is a cardiovascular nurse and sees it a lot too. Especially the coke and people combining it with weekend binge drinking. And increasingly with younger and younger men usually. And that’s just the ones willing to admit it. So, aye, epidemic is probably a good description. 

[wykikitoon 20708]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Proper Yorkshire autocorrect that. Maeve.

 

It's my cousin's name. Fucking PADDIES! 

[NJS 4411]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

It's my cousin's name. Fucking PADDIES! 

Could be worse, could be one of the tricky ones like Clodnagh or Saoirse.

[wykikitoon 20708]

7 minutes ago, NJS said:

Could be worse, could be one of the tricky ones like Clodnagh or Saoirse.

Oh here sister is Niamh too

[Gemmill 45997]

Are Maeve and Niamh similarly naive? 

[ewerk 31195]

[wykikitoon 20708]

Listened to the Monday Night Club poddy.  They were mostly talking about what a basket case UNITED were.  Rory Smith who I like was sating how its still conceivable that UNITED could win the league by 2030 as they're such a big club and rich.  It's laughable init?  They're makiing loads of losses, Ten Nonce has spent £600m on his own. Yet we can't send fuck all.  Tell me how fucking bent it is.