Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 37187]

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

[Sonatine 12094]

Word is he tried to convince Alex Jones that inserting a mobile up your jacksy isn't a sexual act when it's done among fellow professional footballers.  Allegedly.

[PaddockLad 19357]

3 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

Word is he tried to convince Alex Jones that inserting a mobile up your jacksy isn't a sexual act when it's done among fellow professional footballers.  Allegedly.

Mmmm…. Alex Jones…

 

 

[ewerk 33655]

20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Who can we appoint to find out what he's done?

 

Ewerk, you are the closest thing we have to a private investigator on here. Do your thing. 

 

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.  

[Sonatine 12094]

[ewerk 33655]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.  

 

Waiting for the 5pm news on Talk Sport.

 

[Sonatine 12094]

 

[Dazzler 12209]

27 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Joe Cole’s allegedly.

[wykikitoon 23351]

Full version here

[Howmanheyman 37187]

 

 

 

 

"I'm getting the words, 'Alex' and......errr.....'Makes you think'.....is there anything more?"

 

 

 

[Meenzer 16623]

3 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Joe Cole’s allegedly.

 

Darren Ambrose, Matt Taylor and Xisco. #IYKYK

[Isegrim 10632]

Van Nistelrooy!

[PaddockLad 19357]

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

 He txt pictures of his dick to lasses ? 

[Holden McGroin 7772]

Jermaine Penas

[Holden McGroin 7772]

The terminology from the BBC is very vague. They are saying he basically got sacked for flirting over text. No mention of any indecent images etc.

 

Sounds like they are missing something out.

[wykikitoon 23351]

He was only trying to make coin poor lad

[toonotl 3475]

5 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Sounds like they are missing something out.

 

The germane penis pics?

[The Fish 11349]

1 hour ago, toonotl said:

 

The germane penis pics?

Paging @Isegrim

[Isegrim 10632]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

Paging @Isegrim

 

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

He can make a living hiring his head out as a set square. 

[Sonatine 12094]

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

https://x.com/lewisa95/status/1826907030625415659?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1826907030625415659|twgr^4e85587d90166dd71f78b62992dc72aa772ac284|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnewcastle-online.org%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2Flewisa95%2Fstatus%2F1826907030625415659%3Fs%3D4626t%3DFsEm6VC2ijNnTjHjyXU7DA

[Howmanheyman 37187]

 

 

 

Teams in Europe can't face each other in the next round of the league cup.

 

Fuck right off, man. 

 

 

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

We'll beat Nott'm Forrest and get Man City away, it's nailed on.