Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[thebrokendoll 9058]

shagging goldfish I heard.

[Gemmill 44245]

GB News beckons.

[Sonatine 11298]

So, we'll never hear him commentate again.

 

[Sonatine 11298]

 

[ewerk 30218]

 

The One Show will never be the same again.

[Gemmill 44245]

5 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

 

What the FUCK was that. Had he done a Vice Versa body swap with Ross Kemp. 

[Gemmill 44245]

Who can we appoint to find out what he's done?

 

Ewerk, you are the closest thing we have to a private investigator on here. Do your thing. 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

Channeled his inner Andrew Gayte.

 

[Howmanheyman 32707]

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

[Sonatine 11298]

Word is he tried to convince Alex Jones that inserting a mobile up your jacksy isn't a sexual act when it's done among fellow professional footballers.  Allegedly.

[PaddockLad 17058]

3 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

Word is he tried to convince Alex Jones that inserting a mobile up your jacksy isn't a sexual act when it's done among fellow professional footballers.  Allegedly.

Mmmm…. Alex Jones…

 

 

[ewerk 30218]

20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Who can we appoint to find out what he's done?

 

Ewerk, you are the closest thing we have to a private investigator on here. Do your thing. 

 

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.  

[Sonatine 11298]

[ewerk 30218]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.  

 

Waiting for the 5pm news on Talk Sport.

 

[Sonatine 11298]

 

[Dazzler 9346]

27 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Joe Cole’s allegedly.

[wykikitoon 19860]

Full version here

[Howmanheyman 32707]

 

 

 

 

"I'm getting the words, 'Alex' and......errr.....'Makes you think'.....is there anything more?"

 

 

 

[Meenzer 15358]

3 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Joe Cole’s allegedly.

 

Darren Ambrose, Matt Taylor and Xisco. #IYKYK

[Isegrim 9708]

Van Nistelrooy!

[PaddockLad 17058]

 

[Tdansmith 3206]

 He txt pictures of his dick to lasses ? 

[Holden McGroin 6471]

Jermaine Penas

[Holden McGroin 6471]

The terminology from the BBC is very vague. They are saying he basically got sacked for flirting over text. No mention of any indecent images etc.

 

Sounds like they are missing something out.

[wykikitoon 19860]

He was only trying to make coin poor lad