Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Toonpack 8643]

A simple “yes” would have sufficed tbh

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

23 hours ago, strawb said:

I will take that bet, Arsenal deffo will

That's because I meant to say Villa, Chelsea and Spurs  

[Gemmill 42458]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

A simple “yes” would have sufficed tbh

 

A simple I WON'T FUCKING BOTHER NEXT TIME will suffice next time. 

[Toonpack 8643]

Thank fuck for that

[ewerk 29419]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They'll have a book value at the point that the extension is negotiated. That book value should be amortised across the remaining (extended) contract length. 

 

That's how I assume it will work. 

 

So, buy a player for £100m on a 5 year deal, that's a £20m amortisation charge per year. 

 

If at the end of 2 years, you extend their contract by 2 years, you have:

 

Book value: £60m (£100m minus 2 x £20m annual amortisation charge) 

 

Newly extended contract length: 5 years (original 3 plus 2 year extension) 

 

New annual amortisation charge: £12m per year for the next 5 years. 

 

That's some mighty fine maths right there.

 

Pity that contracts can only be amortised across five years so none of it matters in Palmer's case.

[Gemmill 42458]

What would you know of fine maths?! 

[The Fish 10404]

Bear in mind he signed a 7yr deal and, as I understand it, the amortisation goes across 5yrs. So his £42.5m fee is spread across those 5yrs, not 7, and certainly not these extra 2 years. 

 

The fee was £42.5m (£8.5m p.a.), less the year he's served there leaves £34m, so the yearly commitment drops to £6.8m.

 

 

 

[The Fish 10404]

Ewerk finished first.

 

As always.

[Toonpack 8643]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

That's some mighty fine maths right there.

 

Pity that contracts can only be amortised across five years so none of it matters in Palmer's case.

Whoa there boy, steady on, are you saying that (and ain’t don’t say this lightly) Gemmill was wrong 😱

Edited August 13 by Toonpack

[Gemmill 42458]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That's how I assume it will work. 

 

Did you miss those words? How I responded is how a normal contractual situation works but I because don't memorise all the PL's stupid rule changes, I might have messed up. 

 

However. The most instructive thing here is that I clearly could have told you FUCKING ANYTHING and you would have believed it. 

 

So THAT'S INTERESTING. 

[wykikitoon 19264]

 

 

 

How was he allowed to get away with it?

[Toonpack 8643]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

How was he allowed to get away with it?

 

The same way players who go to Liverpool develop asthma.

[wykikitoon 19264]

24 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

The same way players who go to Liverpool develop asthma.

 

And Messi who took HGH, Bale and R7 clearly on the gear etc etc

 

Football is a trillion dollar business 

[Toonpack 8643]

On Lewandowski surely a co-incidence

 

[Isegrim 9577]

 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

16 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

This shit is at the polar opposite end of the spectrum to my personality  

 

I think it would actively put me off trying hard at work if he was my gaffer 

[thebrokendoll 8541]

20 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

the stupid spanish cunt.

[trophyshy 7039]

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

38 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

 

"Oh fuck, he's doing the lightbulb thing again."

[Howmanheyman 31434]

 

 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 10656]

Manchester United have been offered the chance to sign England defender Ben Chilwell by Chelsea after the 27-year-old was told he does not feature in boss Enzo Maresca's plans. (Talksport)

 

Chelsea taking the piss  

[Holden McGroin 6174]

Looks like Tosin is in Chelsea’s euro squad. Admin error.

 

alex moreno has signed for Forest so that’s blocked Matty T’s path.

[Toonpack 8643]

This will end well

 

[Holden McGroin 6174]

It would be funny if they can’t get rid of any of the players. They’d surely be PSR fucked  

[Isegrim 9577]