Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 18955]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

@PaddockLad I’m at Heaton Stan v Easington Colliery tonight and the dadsuals are out in force 

That’ll be this character and his mates then 😆

 

 

[Alex 36677]

Makes me laugh because I used to watch them in the Northern Alliance years ago. And saw them win the Northumberland FA Minor Cup at SJP and nee fucker used to watch them. Now there’s all these middle class types go on like they’ve been lifelong fans. Tbf they’re much better to watch now 

Edited August 2, 2024 by Alex

[Howmanheyman 36446]

33 minutes ago, Alex said:

Now there’s all these middle class types go on like they’ve been lifelong fans. Tbf they’re much better to watch now 

 

Woah! Hang on a minute, are you calling these middle class fans cunts? Can we all just agree to disagree here guys and I'll get the Starbucks in, yeah?

[Alex 36677]

49 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

That’ll be this character and his mates then 😆

 

 

Nee idea who the fuck he is btw 😂

[Alex 36677]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Woah! Hang on a minute, are you calling these middle class fans cunts? Can we all just agree to disagree here guys and I'll get the Starbucks in, yeah?

Just to clarify. Yes I am 

[RobinRobin 12443]

14 hours ago, Toonpack said:

See that 18 yr old, best defender in the history of the universe, Man U signed has fucked his foot (again evidently) and is out for 3 months, that's a pity!

 

Hojlund twat crocked as well but few weeks for him.

 

14 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Rashford went off injured for them yesterday as well. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14653]

Wonder if knackers will be doubting Ten Hag’s training methods in an attempt to get him sacked? Saying that, his league performances will do a good job of it 

[Isegrim 10326]

[wykikitoon 22741]

49 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Ronaldo would be sat down the fucking fanny

[wackyjunior 40]

Ronaldo ✅

[Alex 36677]

Tbf anyone in their right mind hates that fucking prick. 🖕
And Ronaldo 

[Dazzler 11694]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Ronaldo would be sat down the fucking fanny

He'd be pissing on the closed lid. An open lid signifies consent, and Ronaldo doesn't fuck with consent.

[RobElliott 1791]

44 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He'd be pissing on the closed lid. An open lid signifies consent, and Ronaldo doesn't fuck with consent.

 

Ronaldo naturally stands for Number 2 though...

 

Edited August 6, 2024 by RobElliott

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

City have agreed to sell Alvarez to A.Madrid for £82mil (inc add ons).

 

Makes Guehi look cheap! 

[wykikitoon 22741]

Let's hope they don't come for Bruno

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4244]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Let's hope they don't come for Bruno

[wykikitoon 22741]

1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Let's hope they don't come for Bruno

Id be more worried about them coming for Isak. That only leaves them with Haaland as an out and out striker in the squad 

[Alex 36677]

I thought Atletico Madrid were skint. 

[wykikitoon 22741]

10 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Id be more worried about them coming for Isak. That only leaves them with Haaland as an out and out striker in the squad 

Isak or Gordon tbh 

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Isak or Gordon tbh 

Nah, I think they will be after an Isak, Guirassy, Watkins or Osimhen.
 

They managed without a striker a few years ago but that was when De Bruyne guaranteed you 20+ goals a season. He's on the wane now so I reckon they will be looking to poach another CF from somewhere 

[ewerk 33118]

They’ll pick up some kid from South America for £10m and sell him in a few years for £60m.

[Dazzler 11694]

28 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They’ll pick up some kid from South America for £10m and sell him in a few years for £60m.

They already did with that Savio kid, I am guessing he is most likely the replacement.

[aimaad22 4659]

Brilliant bit of business from them tbh, he didn't seem happy, not really a critical part of their team. Just opened up hundreds of millions worth of PSR wriggle room to freshen up the squad. 

 

I dont think the likes of Isak or Osimhen function properly in their system alongside Haaland. Tend to agree they'll integrate someone like Savio or pick up another technically sound player who can cover 2-3 roles like Alvarez could.

 

 

[wykikitoon 22741]