Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 20429]

9 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

[Isegrim 9127]

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[Kid Dynamite 6244]

I wouldn't be too quick to laugh. This scuppers Almiron getting sold to any of the PIF Saudi clubs 

[Kid Dynamite 6244]

Also, are these new rules? City bought Jack Harrison from NYCFC, despite having the same owners 

[MrRaspberryJam 496]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I wouldn't be too quick to laugh. This scuppers Almiron getting sold to any of the PIF Saudi clubs 

 

We flogged Maxi to Al-Ahli. UEFA won't have jurisdiction over Middle Eastern clubs?

[Toonpack 7356]

If you start a thread in this forum, is it possible to block a specific member from being able to reply/post ???

 

I am thinking of starting a 24/25 predictions thread, better safe than sorry.

[The Fish 9561]

10 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

If you start a thread in this forum, is it possible to block a specific member from being able to reply/post ???

 

I am thinking of starting a 24/25 predictions thread, better safe than sorry.

If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place.

[ewerk 27485]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place.

It’s this sort of nonsense that lost you your job as a Saudi executioner.

[The Fish 9561]

20 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It’s this sort of nonsense that lost you your job as a Saudi executioner.

[Dazzler 6740]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place.

Side by side or on top of each other? Just wondering if it's possible to add a few inches to the old boy or if I'll end up with an extra cock.

[The Fish 9561]

22 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Side by side or on top of each other? Just wondering if it's possible to add a few inches to the old boy or if I'll end up with an extra cock.

Definite hemipene situation.

[Dougle 2952]

[Dazzler 6740]

6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Definite hemipene situation.

I'll give it a miss then, I don't need two micropenises.

[Dougle 2952]

Talking of which, where the fuck is @Gemmill sorry I really did mean @Christmas Tree

[Kid Dynamite 6244]

8 hours ago, Dougle said:

Talking of which, where the fuck is @Gemmill sorry I really did mean @Christmas Tree

in hiding after the double whammy of losing his life savings on crypto and watching the Tories implode 

[The Mighty Hog 414]

 

Move over Le Tiss, there's a new kid in town.

[Dazzler 6740]

16 hours ago, The Mighty Hog said:

 

Move over Le Tiss, there's a new kid in town.

Being a family friend of the Maxwell’s is not the flex Lawro thinks it is. Conspiracy shit aside, he’s admitting to being mates with a bloke who fraudulently shafted his employees out of hundreds of millions in pension, on top of being an all round dodgy bastard - and broke bread with his human trafficking, diddler daughter.

 

I’d probably keep that to myself tbh 

[Gemmill 37443]

Check the Epstein flight logs. And pity the poor cunt that got sat next to him. 

[Toonpack 7356]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Check the Epstein flight logs. And pity the poor cunt that got sat next to him. 

Rumour has it Lawrenson was the last visitor to Epstein before he died, was there for hours evidently, it then happened shortly after he left.

[Alex 31846]

When he got finished by bbc, did it not occur to him that part of the reason might have been that him and Alan Green had spent the preceding 15 years or so going on like they’d rather be anywhere else? The boring fucking cunt

[Gemmill 37443]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

When he got finished by bbc, did it not occur to him that part of the reason might have been that him and Alan Green had spent the preceding 15 years or so going on like they’d rather be anywhere else? The boring fucking cunt

 

He was the same on Epstein's island apparently. Had a worse time than the lasses. 

[Gemmill 37443]

 

 

FOOTBALL CHAT / GENERAL CHAT CROSSOVER! 

 

 

[The Mighty Hog 414]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

When he got finished by bbc, did it not occur to him that part of the reason might have been that him and Alan Green had spent the preceding 15 years or so going on like they’d rather be anywhere else? The boring fucking cunt

 

Definitely this, even at tournaments it was a fucking chore for them. Compare with Jimmy Armfield who still showed an interest in keeping up with things even though he was into his 70's and had been through the mill with his health.

[Gemmill 37443]

 

 

The way the defender falls over.  Get fucked. 

 

That's the sort of thing you see when Kim Jong-Un is through on goal. 

 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 7467]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

When he got finished by bbc, did it not occur to him that part of the reason might have been that him and Alan Green had spent the preceding 15 years or so going on like they’d rather be anywhere else? The boring fucking cunt

 

as a complete contrast, I honestly thought clive tyldesley was climaxing every time de bruyne touched the ball in the belgium/romania game the other night.