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Fish and klopp walk into a bar, barman says, 'why the long face and prominent teeth?' Fish says, 'Hey! I'm the guy who does the comedy around here!'

 

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16 hours ago, The Fish said:

And look, I don't doubt I'd rather have a pint with Klopp than Howe

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If you have the time then this thread is a pretty good explanation on how Man City cheated FFP. Basically disguising owner payments via sponsors. It seems that CAS let them off the hook due to the fact that many charges were time barred and they weren't presented with actual bank statements to prove that Man City were actually doing what the emails clearly show they were doing.

 

 

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Yeah it wasn’t a “not guilty” it was a “not proven”.  The Premier league are using the same Der Spiegel story via the email hack as an evidence source though. I expect the same result tbh. 

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Howe is way too "High Performance podcast" to have a beer with, Klopp might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not dull. And if I stopped drinking with cunts, I'd be drinking alone.

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18 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Howe is way too "High Performance podcast" to have a beer with, Klopp might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not dull

 

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23 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Howe is way too "High Performance podcast" to have a beer with, Klopp might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not dull. And if I stopped drinking with cunts, I'd be drinking alone.

 

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23 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Well why don’t you go marry him?

Because I don't want to marry a cunt, but I don't mind having a pint with one.

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34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Howe is way too "High Performance podcast" to have a beer with, Klopp might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not dull. And if I stopped drinking with cunts, I'd be drinking alone.


Well I’ve had a beer with Eddie Howe. Do you think I’m err “High Performance podcast “ David?  :cuppa:

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15 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Well I’ve had a beer with Eddie Howe. Do you think I’m err “High Performance podcast “ David?  :cuppa:

No. 

 

I think you're a cunt.

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15 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Well I’ve had a beer with Eddie Howe. Do you think I’m err “High Performance podcast “ David?  :cuppa:

Also, what's this about? When did you have a pint with Eddie Howe?

 

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i reckon eddie would be good value over a beer. he's a self-confessed introvert who probably warms up and after a couple of pints, revealing an impish and dry sense of humour. 

 

klopp on the other hand loves the smell of his own farts, and after a couple of attitude adjusters would even more crushingly boring than he is in his post-match interviews

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3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i reckon eddie would be good value over a beer. he's a self-confessed introvert who probably warms up and after a couple of pints, revealing an impish and dry sense of humour. 

 

klopp on the other hand loves the smell of his own farts, and after a couple of attitude adjusters would even more crushingly boring than he is in his post-match interviews

 

Nailed it.

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31 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No. 

 

I think you're a cunt.

 
Good cunt or bad cunt? If you were Scottish you’d understand the importance of this question…

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England squad seems to be half decent and picked on form. Mental that he's waited until now to do it though, and not during the last year of friendlies

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