Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 20129]

He must have started boozing early. Fucking deluded. 

[Gemmill 44851]

I'm just pleased to see the back of the prick.

 

But unfortunately he's probably already in talks with ITV and the BBC to cover this summer's Euros as a pundit. 

[Gemmill 44851]

 

 

 

"DO YOU HAVE ANY DAVID HASSELHOFF?! " 

 

[Dazzler 9742]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Burnley budget apparently?

 

 

 

They spent £170m this season alone, so including £70m on a player who did similar numbers to lobby

[Andrew 4748]

They offered 110m for caicedo in summer, he just chose to go somewhere else.

 

This was after they bid 100m for Jude Bellingham who also decided to go somewhere else.

 

 

[PaddockLad 17246]

18 minutes ago, Andrew said:

They offered 110m for caicedo in summer, he just chose to go somewhere else.

 

This was after they bid 100m for Jude Bellingham who also decided to go somewhere else.

 

 

You forgot the 100 million bid for Lavia from Southampton…. he went somewhere else too  

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

Poor lad doesn't understand inflation  

[Dazzler 9742]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Poor lad doesn't understand inflation  

“Statman” getting paggered by stats. 

[Gemmill 44851]

 

He's the Statman. 

 

Get that fired up to kick-start your week. 

[toonotl 2978]

To be fair to Klopp he's nailed the Liverpudlian/English taste for historical revisionism and a messiah complex.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

What is it with Liverpool and Man United fans insisting they always win stuff with bairns or on the cheap against all the odds? They're fucking bizarre tbh.

[wykikitoon 20129]

Its laughable how the likes of Klopp aren't even challenged by the lies.  Just take it.

[Dazzler 9742]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

What is it with Liverpool and Man United fans insisting they always win stuff with bairns or on the cheap against all the odds? They're fucking bizarre tbh.

With the scousers it’s their victim mentality. It’s in their weird impure DNA.

[Dazzler 9742]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Its laughable how the likes of Klopp aren't even challenged by the lies.  Just take it.

Because they are terrified he’ll call their footballing ability into question. Like that ex-pro he called someone who’d never kicked a ball before. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

I love how this cunt is a spokesman for City fans  

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11263]

🤣 

[Gemmill 44851]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

 

Aye, there was a lad on the Athletic podcast, someone mentioned overrated managers and his answer was Klopp. Won one league title. 

 

Lineker saying "he would have win a lot more if he wasn't up against the best of all time, Guardiola". 

 

Well he would have won two cos they finished second twice. How many other managers do we have to imagine don't exist to give Klopp his imaginary league winning props. 

[LondonBlue 772]

On 15/05/2024 at 13:02, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue? 

 

 

It's definitely the old Man City. The Man City that got relegated the year after winning the league (having scored the most goals in the league too)

 

[LondonBlue 772]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I love how this cunt is a spokesman for City fans  

 

 

hey! he may be a knob but he's our knob .

 

 

[LondonBlue 772]

8 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

coolbyrne displaying delusion on an epic scale here the stupid cunt.

then someone posts an alternative history of league champions without man city, conveniently chelsea's titles are dismissed as fraudulent too. so, apart from the freak leicester season the self entitlement of the red top clubs has been restored.

fuck the cunts, if not us I hope man city win it again next season.

 

 

liverpool fans have a short memory. if they hadn't been financially doped twice they'd be no bigger than Accrington Stanley

 

 

[Alex 35077]

8 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

coolbyrne displaying delusion on an epic scale here the stupid cunt.

then someone posts an alternative history of league champions without man city, conveniently chelsea's titles are dismissed as fraudulent too. so, apart from the freak leicester season the self entitlement of the red top clubs has been restored.

fuck the cunts, if not us I hope man city win it again next season.

 

So long as they don’t mind giving back all the titles and cups they won in the 70s avd 80s when they had a significant financial advantage over their rivals. That was, of course, different. Although that’s assuming they even know that was the case. 
And you’d genuinely struggle to find a neutral who prefers Klopp to the way Guardiola handles himself. And as if pretending he didn’t know/care who won the league was anything other than him being a bitter bad loser. Them and Man Utd are two cheeks on the same arse. 

[LondonBlue 772]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

So long as they don’t mind giving back all the titles and cups they won in the 70s avd 80s when they had a significant financial advantage over their rivals. That was, of course, different. Although that’s assuming they even know that was the case. 
And you’d genuinely struggle to find a neutral who prefers Klopp to the way Guardiola handles himself. And as if pretending he didn’t know/care who won the league was anything other than him being a bitter bad loser. Them and Man Utd are two cheeks on the same arse. 

 

And don't forget the fact that Liverpool are a completely manufactured club. Their founder, the beer brewer John Houlding, kicked Everton out of Anfield (by upping the ground rent) and therefore had a ground but no team (and therefore no fans to sell his beer to). So he bought a load of mercenary players, mainly Scottish ones. He wanted to call them Everton as well but wasn't allowed so he called them Liverpool instead. So Liverpool got their stadium for free.  Houlding loaned shed loads of money to LFC and when he died it was due to be repaid to the family. However, the family realised that the club wasn't in a position to pay back the loans and any attempt to force them to do so would result in the bankruptcy of the club and the total loss of the money owed anyway. So they gave LFC a free pass by writing off the debt.

 

Beer washing at it's finest.

 

 

 

 

[The Fish 10856]

I think Liverpool think we must all love Klopp because they do, and the pundits/journalists/ex-pros do. And look, I don't doubt I'd rather have a pint with Klopp than Howe, but he's a bad loser, he's fully bought into the "It Matters More" horseshit and he's twisting reality to paint Liverpool as plucky underdogs. 

 

End of the day you look at the top managers not just on what trophies they've won, but on how they've changed the league. Ferguson did it for ages, Wenger did it and Guardiola has done it. Has klopp changed the league to the same extent? I'd say not.

 

Plus scousers are usually cunts, so there's that.

[strawb 4248]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

 And look, I don't doubt I'd rather have a pint with Klopp than Howe..

Cataclysmically bad take that