Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 17246]

3 hours ago, LondonBlue said:

 

smoke and mirrors but Chelsea might not get away with it

 

 

 

If it’s a UEFA reg you’d think that should prevent them from entering UEFA tournaments next season

[Howmanheyman 33166]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

If it’s a UEFA reg you’d think that should prevent them from entering UEFA tournaments next season

 

They'll get fined or something in about ten years. 

[aimaad22 4156]

It's ridiculous, I'm thinking there's got to be more in it. Or surely other clubs, us not the least, should be openly questioning what's going on and thinking about a legal challenge. 

 

Or as HMHM said they'll just take a 3 point deduction and 10M fine 2 years from now  

[toonotl 2978]

Perhaps NUFC should sign a few world class accountants.

 

And I know exactly where they can start their search: right here on our very own Toontastic. 

 

Attention so-called accountants: Get in contact with the club. They need you. It's only logical that one of you has met (or possibly heard about) a top-quality accountant at some point.

[MrBass 2651]

5 hours ago, toonotl said:

Perhaps NUFC should sign a few world class accountants.

 

And I know exactly where they can start their search: right here on our very own Toontastic. 

 

Attention so-called accountants: Get in contact with the club. They need you. It's only logical that one of you has met (or possibly heard about) a top-quality accountant at some point.

 

[Gemmill 44851]

 

If these happened today there'd be Gary Neville Goalgasms all over the clips. 

[Gemmill 44851]

 

 

 

They just keep coming. 

[The Fish 10856]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

They just keep coming. 

Well, obviously.

[Dougle 3329]

[Gemmill 44851]

If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman. 

[Holden McGroin 6582]

Groundsman Peter scaring the kids again.

[The Fish 10856]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman. 

ESTHMEREEEELDAAAA

[Dazzler 9742]

That kind of picture is almost exclusively an accompaniment to a news article that begins with "A disgraced, former football coach was sentenced today to X years for historic sex offences"

[Gemmill 44851]

 

 

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue? 

 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue? 

 

 

John Macken unsused sub as well. 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Toonpack 9399]

13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why the big white space between your post and the embedded tweet? Is it a representation of the French flag ? (I know, I know)

[Gemmill 44851]

 

 

What is that Prince Akeem brown fucking thing all about?

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

[ewerk 30598]

Unsurprisingly Sky has decided to show Klopp's dead rubber send off over our push for European football on the final day.

[wykikitoon 20129]

Aren't the other games on Amazon?

[ewerk 30598]

Nah, you'd think that would be the sensible thing to do but apparently not.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

28 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Unsurprisingly Sky has decided to show Klopp's dead rubber send off over our push for European football on the final day.

 

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!!

 

Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

Edited May 17 by Howmanheyman

[NJS 4378]

With special guest Mike Dean - a cunt's cunt if you will.. 

[Alex 35077]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-gentleman-ultra/article/2024/may/16/roberto-baggio-retired-20-years-ago-divine-ponytail-san-siro
@ciaomanheyman

Also, where the fuck has that 20 years gone? One of my favourite players ever (and one of my least favourite posters)