Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dougle 3677]

[Gemmill 49699]

If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman. 

[Holden McGroin 7526]

Groundsman Peter scaring the kids again.

[The Fish 11313]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman. 

ESTHMEREEEELDAAAA

[Dazzler 11680]

That kind of picture is almost exclusively an accompaniment to a news article that begins with "A disgraced, former football coach was sentenced today to X years for historic sex offences"

[Gemmill 49699]

 

 

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue? 

 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue? 

 

 

John Macken unsused sub as well. 

[Howmanheyman 36436]

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Toonpack 11320]

13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why the big white space between your post and the embedded tweet? Is it a representation of the French flag ? (I know, I know)

[Gemmill 49699]

 

 

What is that Prince Akeem brown fucking thing all about?

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22708]

[ewerk 33079]

Unsurprisingly Sky has decided to show Klopp's dead rubber send off over our push for European football on the final day.

[wykikitoon 22708]

Aren't the other games on Amazon?

[ewerk 33079]

Nah, you'd think that would be the sensible thing to do but apparently not.

[Howmanheyman 36436]

28 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Unsurprisingly Sky has decided to show Klopp's dead rubber send off over our push for European football on the final day.

 

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!!

 

Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

Edited May 17, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[NJS 4557]

With special guest Mike Dean - a cunt's cunt if you will.. 

[Alex 36653]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-gentleman-ultra/article/2024/may/16/roberto-baggio-retired-20-years-ago-divine-ponytail-san-siro
@ciaomanheyman

Also, where the fuck has that 20 years gone? One of my favourite players ever (and one of my least favourite posters) 

[Gemmill 49699]

Racist. 

[Howmanheyman 36436]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-gentleman-ultra/article/2024/may/16/roberto-baggio-retired-20-years-ago-divine-ponytail-san-siro
@ciaomanheyman

Also, where the fuck has that 20 years gone? One of my favourite players ever (and one of my least favourite posters) 

 

I must've caught the tail end of the poster as other than the name I can't remember too much about him?

[Alex 36653]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I must've caught the tail end of the poster as other than the name I can't remember too much about him?

Pro Ashley. Stopped posting for some reason a while after their takeover  

Edited May 17, 2024 by Alex

[wykikitoon 22708]

I know it's not football related but Ineos cycling team look set to be losing  one of their star riders Tom Pidcock and they're gradually getting shite. They've renewed contracts of old men most def on cheaper wages. They missed out on a superb talent because they wouldn't pay. 

 

Well done Sir Jim. Keep it up at Man Utd too 

[Gemmill 49699]

De Zerbi's last game tomorrow. Hopefully it inspires the beach boys to a win. 

[PaddockLad 18952]

Bayern Munich

[Holden McGroin 7526]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

Bayern Munich

I think that could be a mistake. 

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

https://sevillafc.es/en/current/news/jesus-navas-lifetime-contract