Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 22721]

[aimaad22 4659]

I'm enjoying all of these and I will absolutely pay to see their end of season documentary once it's out.

 

 

 

[Gemmill 49703]

Filthy Slot gets the Liverpool job. 

[Dougle 3677]

 

Seems like a nice chap.

 

Tremendous

[wykikitoon 22721]

£9.5m compo. Fuck me. 

[Gemmill 49703]

 

 

This is a dead interesting watch. I genuinely couldn't fault them, given the technology at their disposal, and it shows a mad situation where you genuinely do have multiple things to check and they arrive at the right decision. 

 

 

[toonotl 3406]

22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

£9.5m compo. Fuck me. 

 

He's no Dan Ashworth.

[Gemmill 49703]

Probably not a bad thing for us that they've just got knocking on £10m compensation for Slot for a manager leaving for an entirely different division in another country. Sets a nice precedent a month before we go to arbitration on tiny Dan. 

Edited April 27, 2024 by Gemmill

[Rayvin 5918]

34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is a dead interesting watch. I genuinely couldn't fault them, given the technology at their disposal, and it shows a mad situation where you genuinely do have multiple things to check and they arrive at the right decision. 

 

 

 

This is wild though. I'm actually a supporter of VAR in some ways, continue to believe it's just applied poorly rather than functionally useless, but the level of fucking on with this discussion is just mental. It's too much.

 

Aside from anything else right, if the offside hadn't been part of that situation would the red card penalty even have been picked up?

 

It just feels wrong to be going to this level of detail.

[Gemmill 49703]

Aye I think they would have still checked the penalty. If you go back to the start of the clip, they're already talking about the penalty before the ball ends up on the net. 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Filthy Slot gets the Liverpool job. 

 

And if he's XXL, well what the hell, every Arne don't fit the slot. 

 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22721]

Them offside lines  fuck me.  Its stone age technology man they're using. 

[wykikitoon 22721]

[Gemmill 49703]

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). 

 

Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. 

 

Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management. 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). 

 

Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. 

 

Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management. 

 

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.'

 

[Whispering in ear apparent]

 

'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

 

 

[Gemmill 49703]

 

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FOOTBALL! 

[PaddockLad 18954]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FOOTBALL! 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12434]

19 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Probably not a bad thing for us that they've just got knocking on £10m compensation for Slot for a manager leaving for an entirely different division in another country. Sets a nice precedent a month before we go to arbitration on tiny Dan. 

Also, Liverpool showing Manu how to behave. 

[RobinRobin 12434]

19 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Probably not a bad thing for us that they've just got knocking on £10m compensation for Slot for a manager leaving for an entirely different division in another country. Sets a nice precedent a month before we go to arbitration on tiny Dan. 

Also, Liverpool showing Manu how to behave. 

[The Fish 11313]

[Howmanheyman 36441]

 

'quality' 

 

Young gimps supporting clubs other than Man U or Liverpool hoping for a pat on the head from these cunts, man.

 

I can't wait to be perennial top club and obviously would love to see some of those clubs who are MASSIVELY overrepresented on sky and co be outside the top 6 for a few years. 

 

 

Edited April 28, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Holden McGroin 7530]

31 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

'quality' 

 

Young gimps supporting clubs other than Man U or Liverpool hoping for a pat on the head from these cunts, man.

 

I can't wait to be perennial top club and obviously would love to see some of those clubs who are MASSIVELY overrepresented on sky and co be outside the top 6 for a few years. 

 

 

To be honest it’s normally dominated by Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool pundits. 

[wykikitoon 22721]

WTF Is Ian Wright wearing?

[Gemmill 49703]

I don't mind Keane, and he's definitely just playing for a reaction there, but my favourite thing about him is that he failed as a manager. 

 

I bet it fucking kills him that they gave the job to his ex teammate Solskjaer, and he's never even been in the conversation. 

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I don't mind Keane, and he's definitely just playing for a reaction there, but my favourite thing about him is that he failed as a manager. 

 

I bet it fucking kills him that they gave the job to his ex teammate Solskjaer, and he's never even been in the conversation. 

Him, Bruce and Hippo Heed. 
 

All managed the Morlocks, all failed to land the Newton Heath gig. 
 

 

What a shitty exclusive club to be in.