Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[The Fish 10857]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think he's been found out. You can play that high line in the SPL because of the relative quality of Celtic vs the rest of the league. You just can't do it in a stronger league - even Man City would lose too many games to win the league if he tried it with their squad. 

 

Looked mint when he first turned up, and he was a breath of fresh air in terms of interviews etc. 

 

But I think they're in for a much tougher season next time out. Which is great news for us. 

Emery plays the same suicidal high line, Howe stuck with it for too long as well. 

 

With the right keeper you can get away with it more often than not. Villa have Martinez and we have Pope so we can rely on them, not sure Vicario is the same profile of keeper though 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Oooo are the Spuds fans not happy with Flange?

They are the north london makems.

[Gemmill 44872]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Emery plays the same suicidal high line, Howe stuck with it for too long as well. 

 

With the right keeper you can get away with it more often than not. Villa have Martinez and we have Pope so we can rely on them, not sure Vicario is the same profile of keeper though 

 

Spurs can't defend though. Ange's answer to that was to buy a fast bloke, only to discover that, per Rio Ferdinand, he's actually TOO FAST for his own feet. 

[Kid Dynamite 7027]

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad 

[Dazzler 9749]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad 

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

[wykikitoon 20139]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c72prpwggqxo

 

 

[Gemmill 44872]

 

 

He looks perfect for them. He'll end up there, I'm sure. He's up for it, they'll just have to make it worth Feyenoord's while to lose him. 

 

I hope he's a big, arrogant, hopeless shithouse. 

 

[Gemmill 44872]

Yep, who'd be a baldy eh?! Not me that's for sure! 

[ewerk 30610]

On 12/12/2013 at 16:50, Gemmill said:

My hairline is going the way of yours, aye. I'm 38 this week though, so I'm ok with it.

 

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Yep, who'd be a baldy eh?! Not me that's for sure! 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

[Dr Gloom 21922]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

 

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them 

[Monkeys Fist 42440]

 

I’m sure you called him a cunt in 2011

[Alex 35079]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

[The Fish 10857]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

Youth team members often go to stadiums with the first team squad, so there's no guarantee that these two players were actually in the named match day squad.

[Gemmill 44872]

I mean it was clearly a fucking joke, Inspector O'Clouseau. 

[Gemmill 44872]

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

[The Fish 10857]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

[Dr Gloom 21922]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

I’m sure you called him a cunt in 2011

 

[ewerk 30610]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

 

I've been a Remington Quick Cut user for about ten years now. It's the dog's balls.

[Gemmill 44872]

Wahl Balding Clippers here. The only clippers I know that actually insult you in the name. 

[Howmanheyman 33196]

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

[Alex 35079]

39 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I mean it was clearly a fucking joke, Inspector O'Clouseau. 

He was caught out by it being such a rare instance of self deprecation 👍🏻

[Gemmill 44872]

He was caught out by my astonishing sexiness is what he was caught out by. 

[Toonpack 9402]

I would just like to point out that despite being RETIRED, I am a#3 back and sides and #4 on top (although thinning admittedly)

 

Wahl Lithium-Ion for the clipper nonces

[Gemmill 44872]

Alright Buzzcut Malone. Captain Flattop! 

[Alex 35079]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

He was caught out by my astonishing sexiness is what he was caught out by. 

That’s more like it