Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 36671]

3 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

Makes you think

[RobinRobin 12441]

9 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

[Howmanheyman 36442]

Le Tissier would make a tremendous MLF if he finds some kind of family link?

[Gemmill 49727]

He's already worn the red and white stripes. I reckon if he disavowed Southampton's claim on Bilbao's strip, that might be enough to secure him MLF status. 

[Dr Gloom 23571]

maddison should be banned for our game with spurs. he's guaranteed to score now 

[Dr Gloom 23571]

so the robots reckon we're winning the champions league before arsenal 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14653]

Wolves is a rogue one. WHAT DOES IT KNOW?

[wykikitoon 22731]

Rangers  

[Tom 14078]

Howling at nearly a 50 year wait between our two fictional european cups. 
 

what a clever robot 

[ewerk 33109]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Howling at nearly a 50 year wait between our two fictional european cups. 
 

what a clever robot 

 

Yet the scabs only have to wait 15 years between their next two?

 

Fewmin'

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4244]

This is obviously AI trying to lull humanity into a false sense of security.

[Dazzler 11685]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

He's already worn the red and white stripes. I reckon if he disavowed Southampton's claim on Bilbao's strip, that might be enough to secure him MLF status. 

He used to score plenty against us, no doubt that was in the name of Sunderland.

[Tdansmith 3260]

Man Utd will struggle to win it next year i reckon 🤔

[The Fish 11313]

What utter horseshit.

[RobinRobin 12441]

14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

so the robots reckon we're winning the champions league before arsenal 

 

 

Fuck's sake, I'll be dead by then 

[RobinRobin 12441]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68776358

Explains a lot.

[ewerk 33109]

The miserable fucker could do with a bit these days.

[aimaad22 4659]

He's almost as insufferable as Owen, a feat I thought unachievable. 

[Gemmill 49727]

Semi automated offside checks coming to the PL in the autumn. Why these dickheads voted to reject them previously is anyone's guess, but at least we won't have to suffer the drawing of the lines for too much longer. 

 

Instead we can look forward to a computer deciding that someone is 1 pixel offside. 

[Dr Gloom 23571]

Right, anyone know if this bullshit is better or worse for us then the existing psr rules?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23571]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Semi automated offside checks coming to the PL in the autumn. Why these dickheads voted to reject them previously is anyone's guess, but at least we won't have to suffer the drawing of the lines for too much longer. 

 

Instead we can look forward to a computer deciding that someone is 1 pixel offside. 

Quicker though isn’t it? Seems to work better then some muppet drawing lines on screen with a fucking ruler 

[Alex 36671]

13 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

He's almost as insufferable as Owen, a feat I thought unachievable. 

He’s as miserable as Lawrenson but he’s at least a bit more clued up / does his homework more than Owen. Which, admittedly, isn’t saying much. It is, after all, their very well remunerated job. 

[Dazzler 11685]

29 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Right, anyone know if this bullshit is better or worse for us then the existing psr rules?

 

 

Not entirely sure but based on 2022/23

 

85% of our turnover (£250m) was around £212m, we spent £187m on wages (which appear to be included) which would only leave £25m for additional players (inc. their wages, agent fees and transfer fees) assuming nothing else changes.

 

We're also allowed to spend 85% of profit from player sales, plus the extra revenue from the CL games.

 

In short, it's probably no better than it was previously, but it's slightly better than the UEFA model.

 

Seems shite - we want the luxury tax or they can fuck off IMO.

[Gemmill 49727]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Quicker though isn’t it? Seems to work better then some muppet drawing lines on screen with a fucking ruler 

 

31 seconds faster on average apparently. So not that much quicker on average, but should hopefully stop the really long waits. 

[Dr Gloom 23571]

24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

31 seconds faster on average apparently. So not that much quicker on average, but should hopefully stop the really long waits. 

 

i like the idea that it's automated, so it least it removes any bias to favour the team with the right badge