Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[RobinRobin 12442]

3 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Well hang on a bit. It's already been in the media that they might be in some trouble for this financial year, it'll be an interesting summer.

[ackas 311]

I'm loving this new version of the Premier League where the games are played and every decision is reviewed by teenage geeks watching detailed frame by frame replays and then league positions are awarded depending on the strength of your team of accounting consultants...

Its absolutely thrilling

[Toonpack 11328]

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

[RobinRobin 12442]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

3-2-1

[wykikitoon 22734]

Everton stadium cladding firm files administration notice | Construction Enquirer News

 

ooops

[ewerk 33111]

12 point deduction incoming.

[RobinRobin 12442]

14 minutes ago, ewerk said:

12 point deduction incoming.

Do we add that? Asking for a friend. 

[Howay 12496]

12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Well hang on a bit. It's already been in the media that they might be in some trouble for this financial year, it'll be an interesting summer.

They're changing the rules this summer aren’t they? I have a feeling that will somehow make Chelsea’s issues go away.

 

17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i don't see how chelsea have got away without a penalty. i know they've got decent commercial revenue but surely not enough to offset a spend of a billion quid

They’re a ticking time bomb when it comes to FFP, they’ll get hit with a massive player amortization amount every year and they’re going to have to basically make large profits on player trading every year to offset it. It’s massively risky and probably inevitable that they will have a window where they can’t shift enough to cover the large expense, but for the time being they’re managing to do it (Gallagher and the sale of Hall seem to be two large profits they’re trying for this summer).  
 

Football was far and away better without VAR and FFP. 

[PaddockLad 18955]

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate  

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14078]

Bah  

[PaddockLad 18955]

Can we fuck Ashworth over for working at OT during his gardening leave AND get Gareth a 4 year deal there??? 😀

[Holden McGroin 7544]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate  

 

 

 

 

[Alex 36673]

Is the next masterstroke an attempt to buy Saka, Bellingham, Foden and Kane?  

[Tom 14078]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Is the next masterstroke an attempt to buy Saka, Bellingham, Foden and Kane?  

Henderson & Phillips 

[Isegrim 10326]

8 hours ago, Toonpack said:

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

Including so-called ones.

[Tdansmith 3260]

yes, it is possible to hate the man u loving fat fraud even more.

[aimaad22 4659]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

They're changing the rules this summer aren’t they? I have a feeling that will somehow make Chelsea’s issues go away.

 

Surely they wont apply retrospectively though? PL clubs cant be daft enough to approve that, especially the likes of Everton and Forrest, they'll want to see Chelsea burn.

[Alex 36673]

9 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

yes, it is possible to hate the man u loving fat fraud even more.

Aye. Just ignore the fact he did the square root if fuck all to generate income. One fat fraud defending another. 

[aimaad22 4659]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate  

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36443]

Bruce, man.  At his age and at his payoff total you'd think he'd just be happy sipping Pina coladas in casa [insert latest club to have payed him off here] but he's just not happy unless he's either got the violins out for himself or sticking up for his benefactor who sorted a new expensive pay off deal for him knowing he was likely selling the club and foisting the Bruce windfall onto somebody else. Just fuck off and shut the fuck up, man. Honestly.

[Sonatine 11907]

Aye, and he still get's his residuals from his stint as Bond, the greedy fucker.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45068]

4 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

Aye, and he still get's his residuals from his stint as Bond, the greedy fucker.

 

 

Nailed on Alex made that for his Dad. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14653]

I wonder if Bruce has heard Ashley is getting back into the football game and is angling for the manager job at wherever that is. Much like his embarrassing attempt to get the South Korea job  

[Alex 36673]

Well you’re talking about someone who has made millions and millions of pounds purely off getting binned early for doing a series shit jobs. The second half of his career being especially bad. Yet is also so fucking greedy he’s a slum landlord. And like HMHM says, even then he plays the hard done to victim every time he opens his mouth  

[toonotl 3414]

11 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Do we add that? Asking for a friend. 

 

It's a cl-added deduction.