Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 22743]

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39665731/man-united-assess-de-zerbi-southgate-ten-hag-exit-sources

 

Southgate for Man Utd 😂 please please let this happen 

[Toonpack 11329]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39665731/man-united-assess-de-zerbi-southgate-ten-hag-exit-sources

 

Southgate for Man Utd 😂 please please let this happen 

 

That's been picked up from Big Frank :):):):)

 

[Gemmill 49748]

 

 

There is no way they are still compliant. They probably need to make £100m+ of PROFIT from player sales by end of June.

 

[Tom 14078]

Dont worry PIF will help them out again  

[Tdansmith 3260]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-68501921

 

Brighton fans stabbed ☹️

[Gemmill 49748]

35 minutes ago, Tom said:

Dont worry PIF will help them out again  

 

Their problem is that the players that will give them the profit they need are the homegrown lads (Gallagher, Reece James, etc), who are all young and ambitious. They're not about to throw their careers away by going to Saudi. 

 

I mean I'm not saying they won't be able to pull some sort of rabbit out of the hat, but it won't be easy. 

[The Fish 11313]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

There is no way they are still compliant. They probably need to make £100m+ of PROFIT from player sales by end of June.

 

 

[Gemmill 49748]

Aye I know the loss is £90m. But that's fucking massive and it includes the proceeds from the sale of Mason Mount.

[ewerk 33118]

The thing is that the amortisation costs will continue every year. They can't keep selling that value of players every year.

[Holden McGroin 7546]

Aye, but you know PSR will be abolished as soon as Chelsea get in trouble.

[PaddockLad 18955]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Aye, but you know PSR will be abolished as soon as Chelsea get in trouble.

Wrong colour shirts

[Gemmill 49748]

 

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

...and Leicester 

[RobinRobin 12443]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

 

Make's their win this week even better 

[PaddockLad 18955]

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

[Gemmill 49748]

16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

 

[ewerk 33118]

19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

 

 

[The Fish 11313]

19 hours ago, ewerk said:

The thing is that the amortisation costs will continue every year. They can't keep selling that value of players every year.

 

Exactly this.

[The Fish 11313]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

 

Just quantifies awareness of the pitch. Dunno what the problem is.  

 

If a player is looking around more, he'll have a better picture of the positions of the opponents and his teammates, so he's better informed about where danger or opportunity lies.

[PaddockLad 18955]

35 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Just quantifies awareness of the pitch. Dunno what the problem is.  

 

If a player is looking around more, he'll have a better picture of the positions of the opponents and his teammates, so he's better informed about where danger or opportunity lies.

Who’s got greater footballing vision Dave, Bruno or Longstaff?… 

[The Fish 11313]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Who’s got greater footballing vision Dave, Bruno or Longstaff?… 

Bruno, and I bet those scan stats would back that up. But what about Bruno Fernandes vs Bruno Guimaraes? 

[PaddockLad 18955]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

Bruno, and I bet those scan stats would back that up. But what about Bruno Fernandes vs Bruno Guimaraes? 

if I say I don’t know will you tell me? 😀

[The Fish 11313]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

if I say I don’t know will you tell me? 😀

If I had those scan stats, yeah, probably.

 

[Dazzler 11695]

44 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Exactly this.

In player sales, do the accounting entries not work as they would selling any other asset? E.g. Profit/Sale of asset - so the amortisation would cease at the point the sale is recognised in the accounts as the value is written off the balance sheet.

 

I suppose the above only works with players purchased within the last five years, which Chelsea will find increasingly difficult to do, given the inflated fees and contracts they've dished out.

 

I'd say they have a tonne of kids on their books that could fetch upwards of £5m each though, which seems like it's never ending - similarly with Man City. They will always need a handful of those to fetch £20m-£30m+, and unless they start bringing some through they could be royally fucked in a year or two. They have (I would think) five years at around £200m in amortisation costs just from the Boehly spunkfest to cover.

[Gemmill 49748]

Let's get the double entry listed out lads. We could make it really fun with some T-accounts.