Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 45073]

10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack? 

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

So I think this might be a good season not to qualify for the CL 😆

 

 

That's awful 

[wykikitoon 22743]

[Gemmill 49748]

7 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

But can Foden do this?

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 18955]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

But can Foden do this?

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 18955]

 

[Dr Gloom 23574]

Never touched him, ref

[Alex 36677]

One of the main reasons he left Barca was because Spanish football was so brutal at that time. And he obviously came in for a lot of treatment from the opposition. Goikoetxea was notorious and he made no attempt to play the ball and purely tried to injure Maradona with the tackle that broke his ankle in that previous match. Says a lot really as Italy was clearly no picnic at that time but he got more protection there and was able to thrive. He could clearly look after himself too, as you had to then (and where he grew up). 

Edited March 5, 2024 by Alex

[ewerk 33118]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

Those were the days when footballers were gentlemen. Not a single punch or sly dig thrown, just a good old let's try to break each others legs.

[Monkeys Fist 45073]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

That knee to the head, sparking out the lad in the first few seconds. 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 23574]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

He could clearly look after himself too, as you had to then (and where he grew up). 

 

black belt karate by the look of it

[RobinRobin 12443]

4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Never touched him, ref

She fell over 🙂 

[Gemmill 49748]

 

[aimaad22 4659]

Everton have the feel of that pesky little last piece of turd that wont go down the flush easy but everyone knows that down the drain is where it's going and where it should stay. 

[Dazzler 11695]

15 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Everton have the feel of that pesky little last piece of turd that wont go down the flush easy but everyone knows that down the drain is where it's going and where it should stay. 

You just need a good, powerful stream of piss to take care of that. Enter 777 Partners.

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

[ewerk 33118]

Going for a 2-2-6 formation?

[MrBass 3011]

On 04/03/2024 at 19:56, Monkeys Fist said:

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack? 

 

It's his PSS (portable shade system)* obvs!

 

*patent pending

[Dr Gloom 23574]

49 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

[Dazzler 11695]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

 

Phillips - No goals, zero assists, 3 own goals and a red card

Henderson - Chased a ball once and celebrated in front of the fans

 

Southgate - 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45073]

14 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

Also

[Kid Dynamite 7611]

5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

You joke, but you just know that those 2 + Grealish and Rashford will be shoo ins and the likes of Gordon and Bowen will miss out 

[toonotl 3414]

Boy am I looking forward to this going tits up.

[sammynb 3909]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

You joke, but you just know that those 2 + Grealish and Rashford will be shoo ins and the likes of Gordon and Bowen will miss out 

 

Not sure why you are so keen for Gordon to make the squad.

He needs a holiday and you know if he was in the squad he'd either sit on the bench for all but 5 minutes in some dead rubber group game and/or be knackered for the season by some league 2 level defender playing for Latvia in said game.

AG10 needs to do nothing but his bouncy missus for the summer.

[Tom 14078]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men