Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Is there anything in this world that they can't somehow make it about their hatred towards those terrible Mags ? 

[thebrokendoll 10241]

just catching up with all this...

hat doffed to @trophyshyfor the glue factory quip!

can only hope the red dippers are taking this badly, not just a little bit badly, but really, really, really fucking badly.

what with their neighbours 10 point deduction and another potentially pending, now this....

must be an absolute fucking hoot living in the capital of self pity at the minute. 

Edited January 26, 2024 by thebrokendoll

[Dazzler 11712]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

just catching up with all this...

hat doffed to @trophyshyfor the glue factory quip!

can only hope the red dippers are taking this badly, not just a little bad badly, but really, really, really fucking badly.

what with their neighbours 10 point deduction and another potentially pending, now this....

must be an absolute fucking hoot living in the capital of self pity at the minute. 

Their message boards are a sombre place to visit right now. It's glorious.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14659]

Let’s hope the door doesn’t hit his teeth on the way out 

[David Kelly 1334]

Couldn't be happier about this but it does mean that there is absolutely no chance of me watching any sky sports football programming between now and August.  Everything will be about the cunt.

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 hour ago, David Kelly said:

Couldn't be happier about this but it does mean that there is absolutely no chance of me watching any sky sports football programming between now and August.  Everything will be about the cunt.

BBC football page already has 6 Klopp articles ffs !

 It's going to be cringworthy I agree.

[wykikitoon 22765]

[wykikitoon 22765]

 

 

[Alex 36689]

Has no one else ever thought to call him ‘Clippety’ btw? It seems so obvious 

[David Kelly 1334]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Has no one else ever thought to call him ‘Clippety’ btw? It seems so obvious 

I was calling him it years ago but cunt seemed more fitting so I just moved onto that.

[Alex 36689]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 Proper ‘Viz Top Tips’ vibes 

[Monkeys Fist 45104]

5 hours ago, Dazzler said:

 or if he's suffering with a debilitating illness of some kind.

If the rumours are to be believed, it’s terminal gum disease. 

[Howmanheyman 36479]

Sky sports news won't be milking this news dry especially combined with a slow transfer window will they?

 

[Just looked]

 

 

Yes. Yes they will.

 

[Holden McGroin 7559]

Perfect time now the transfer window is a damp squib.

[aimaad22 4661]

 

 

Well here's hoping Salah buggers off too and things fall apart for them. 

 

Also really hope City convincingly win the league so he doesn't get a heroes send off of any kind and the gap between them and the top is as obvious as last season. Good manager and all no doub but he's been an utter prick for the last 2 years or so at least. 

[wykikitoon 22765]

 

 

 

[trophyshy 7314]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Has no one else ever thought to call him ‘Clippety’ btw? It seems so obvious 

Lippety Klopp

[ewerk 33138]

 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

Such a loss for The Premier League and a fantastic role model, dignified and a warm human being 

[Holden McGroin 7559]

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

[wykikitoon 22765]

11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Aye I was the same.  He was like a cool uncle.  But he's a big fucking baby. Hypocritical bully bucked toothed cunt.

[Alex 36689]

36 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

[Alex 36689]

33 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Just like Mourinho tbh 

[Dazzler 11712]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

I am no lip reader but it's quite obvious that I have a natural gift for it since it's clear he calls the bairn a wanker as he walks away. 

[Monkeys Fist 45104]

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry.