Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 36695]

If he wants to go then he will. But you’d be talking about an extortionate amount of compensation or they he can spend the next few years on gardening leave I would guess 

[strawb 4639]

Anyone seen Xavi’s nipples on social media? Fucking massive

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

50 minutes ago, strawb said:

Anyone seen Xavi’s nipples on social media? Fucking massive

I refuse to take one for the team. 
 

 

A man has limits. 

[Meenzer 16416]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I refuse to take one for the team. 
 

 

A man has limits. 

 

My new favourite community note

 

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

 

Good man, if you need a hard-drive cleaner I’ve got thousands. 

[RobinRobin 12471]

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Good man, if you need a hard-drive cleaner I’ve got thousands. 

But all completed fucked - one very careful owner 

[The Fish 11313]

16 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, more of a blank sheet of paper here. Massive problems to unpick at Man United, and if The Athletic Man United journos are to be believed they're right up against the buffers in FFP. 

 

BUT! It's Man United. It's about as big as it gets in this country. 

Unpopular manager with the fans and the players, players on big money contracts who either want away or are happy to sit it out. Established youth system and scouting department. Uncertainty around the takeover. Sky high expectations from the fans. 

 

or

 

Popular manager with fans and players, players on modest wages who are happy where they are or affordable to offload, opportunity to create a lasting legacy. Settled ownership with near unlimited funds for development away from the first team. Moderate expectations from the fans. 

 

It's not like he'll be on small wages here either. 

 

I'll believe it when I see it.

[Gemmill 49834]

 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 33151]

Let's see if they're still looking £100m when they're searching down the side of the sofa for shrapnel to pay their wage bill next month.

[Gemmill 49834]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14662]

Just like they wanted £75 million for Gordon

[Alex 36695]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

SPOTY is basically a popularity contest though. He’s not winning one of those any time soon. 

[Dr Gloom 23595]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23595]

43 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

I sense he doesn’t have a happy home life 

[Meenzer 16416]

Not sure why he feels qualified to comment on a sport he doesn't play.

 

[Alex 36695]

Reminds me of the (probably apocryphal) story from Escape to Victory. Sly Stallone supposedly fancying himself as a keeper after being trained a bit for the role he was playing challenged Pele to a penalty shootout. Pele scored all his and saved all of Stallone’s 

[Dazzler 11720]

8 minutes ago, Alex said:

Reminds me of the (probably apocryphal) story from Escape to Victory. Sly Stallone supposedly fancying himself as a keeper after being trained a bit for the role he was playing challenged Pele to a penalty shootout. Pele scored all his and saved all of Stallone’s 

TBF Sly is only about 5'4, he wears high heels to appear taller. All Pele had to do was put the ball high into the roof of the net (not even aiming for corners)  

[Dazzler 11720]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

It would be impossible to even guarantee getting 100 out of 100 on target let alone giving her something to attempt to save, the daft cunt.

 

"Twice on fucking Sunday" - The calling card of small minded, possibly mentally disabled, but definitely cuntish men - see also Tyson Fury (Soz Albert!)

[Alex 36695]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

TBF Sly is only about 5'4, he wears high heels to appear taller. All Pele had to do was put the ball high into the roof of the net (not even aiming for corners)  

5’4??? He beat Ivan Drago ffs! 

[PaddockLad 18985]

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european-court-of-justice-football-super-league-b2467220.html

[Meenzer 16416]

9 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

It would be impossible to even guarantee getting 100 out of 100 on target let alone giving her something to attempt to save, the daft cunt.

 

"Twice on fucking Sunday" - The calling card of small minded, possibly mentally disabled, but definitely cuntish men - see also Tyson Fury (Soz Albert!)

 

Reminiscent of the high point of Twitter

 

[Dazzler 11720]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

5’4??? He beat Ivan Drago ffs! 

Technically he's 5'8 but still

[Dazzler 11720]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Reminiscent of the high point of Twitter

 

I'm confident Mary Earps wouldn't save a single one of my pelanties (even if I had 100 goes) - Because I'd not hit the target once

[Alex 36695]

19 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

It would be impossible to even guarantee getting 100 out of 100 on target let alone giving her something to attempt to save, the daft cunt.

 

"Twice on fucking Sunday" - The calling card of small minded, possibly mentally disabled, but definitely cuntish men - see also Tyson Fury (Soz Albert!)

Barton thinks he’s some sort of Muhammad Ali type character who will be judged favourably by history. Rather than the reality, ie he’d have been calling Ali a traitor who should be in jail 

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

Whilst it would give him the oxygen of publicity, I’d piss myself if she took him up on his challenge. 
 

He’d be fucking gassed after 20.