Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 18985]

“Last surviving megafauna”….. Dave goes all Attenborough on us, he’s probably sat at his iMac now, wearing a safari suit and a Panama hat ☺️

[Alex 36695]

One should think twice before trusting any alleged follower of Christ 

[Alex 36695]

I read that in the Bible 

[Dazzler 11720]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Men of the cloth too it would seem, including those formerly of this parish  

 

 

 

On what planet does that comparison even make sense, the daft baldy, bible thumping, flat earther? (heavy presumption in that last one, admittedly).

 

I presume he's blathering on about F1 (to give him more credit than he deserves). Murray Walker never competed in F1, yet he was a legend of the sport.

 

If he's just talking about cars in general then he's an even bigger spanner than I thought he was.

 

Jose never played football at a high level yet he's highly regarded as one of the greats (manager and massive cunt), and has forgotten more about football than people like Barton and Peacock will ever know.

[Alex 36695]

Loads of  Christians are on the right wing grift. 

[PaddockLad 18985]

Wonder where all this leaves male commentators? ie those who literally describe what’s happening on the pitch? Shouldn’t they have played too according to this err “criteria” ? 🤔

[Dazzler 11720]

Aye, John Motson had no business in the industry, the fucking fraud.

 

It's such a ridiculous argument, that has no need to be had. If someone knows their shit, then it makes no difference if they are man, woman, non-binary or a piece of sentient furniture.

 

Clubs should also cease fan forums immediately as fans have no business commenting on football. It should also be illegal to have fan channels on YT, to the gallows with Arsenal Fan TV and that specky knob who support Man Utd. Adam Pearson can get strung up too.

[Sonatine 11917]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Aye, John Motson had no business in the industry, the fucking fraud.

 

It's such a ridiculous argument, that has no need to be had. If someone knows their shit, then it makes no difference if they are man, woman, non-binary or a piece of sentient furniture.

 

Clubs should also cease fan forums immediately as fans have no business commenting on football. It should also be illegal to have fan channels on YT, to the gallows with Arsenal Fan TV and that specky knob who support Man Utd. Adam Pearson can get strung up too.

 

That's something we can all agree on tbf 

[Toonpack 11343]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Yeah he was ok wasn’t he? He went to Canada and came back a cunt. A lesson for us all there I think  

 

Theres a fairly regular moose shagger on here isn’t there?….meaning there’s a regular poster on TT from fair Canadia, not that he interferes with giant snow bound deer type beasties… think I’ll just leave this here, can’t remember who it is, hope they might not see this..  

have you seen the size of a moose !! He must have an enormous cock (or a stepladder)

[Gemmill 49834]

19 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

have you seen the size of a moose !! He must have an enormous cock (or a stepladder)

 

Or a giant arsehole.

[RobinRobin 12471]

15 hours ago, The Fish said:

It's so fucking transparent. No managerial jobs because he's shit at that, no punditry jobs because he's shit at that too (and I'd wager a proper arsehole to work with). He's seen other washed up ex-pros carve out a niche with a dog whistle so he's figured he'll just give it a go too. It's desperate, pathetic and doomed to fail.

Hopefully.  Given his track record, he will end up joining his brother anyway.

[RobinRobin 12471]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67688071

Good old Turkish football 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14662]

More of it in England, I say

[Isegrim 10327]

3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67688071

Good old Turkish football 

 

 

It’s a really strange culture sometimes. They are just über-hot-headed.

[Chaser 1365]

Those who have criticised female commentators have gone down the worm hole unfortunately in trying to be polite about the ones they're referring to.  What they should have said is some of the women who are commentating on the football are shit and have been put there to appease a section of society so can we have some more women who are good at it. 

 

I've heard a couple of decent female commentators and there's a couple of decent pundits, including Jill Scott (excusing she's one of the unwashed) but there's a whole bunch of blokes who are equally shit at it and only got the gig because of their ex player status. 

[Toonpack 11343]

So Chelsea owners baseball team just signed a player to a $700 million contract, structured to pay him $2 million a year for 10 years and then $68 million a year for the ten after that.

 

Circumvents the baseball salary rules, the cunt'll be fiddling FFP next (if not already)

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Edited December 12, 2023 by Toonpack

[Holden McGroin 7562]

1 hour ago, Chaser said:

Those who have criticised female commentators have gone down the worm hole unfortunately in trying to be polite about the ones they're referring to.  What they should have said is some of the women who are commentating on the football are shit and have been put there to appease a section of society so can we have some more women who are good at it. 

 

I've heard a couple of decent female commentators and there's a couple of decent pundits, including Jill Scott (excusing she's one of the unwashed) but there's a whole bunch of blokes who are equally shit at it and only got the gig because of their ex player status. 

Aye. I think they are throwing females on the TV to tick a box. Some are good, some are woeful. 
 

TNT sports have a load of journalists doing punditry so it’s not exclusive to elite players. One of the worst pundits are Ferdinand and Owen and they were top players.

Edited December 12, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

19 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Aye. I think they are throwing females on the TV to tick a box. Some are good, some are woeful. 
 

TNT sports have a load of journalists doing punditry so it’s not exclusive to elite players. One of the worst pundits are Ferdinand and Owen and they were top players.

Alex Scott ticks all my boxes. 
 

 

[Howmanheyman 36525]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alex Scott ticks all my boxes. 
 

 

 

Can't get away with her at all. 

[Howmanheyman 36525]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

Can't get away with her at all. 

 

Was thinking of the mackem but Alex Scott.... Too pro arsenal and the usual mobs. 

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Can't get away with her at all. 

She could be reading out an omelette recipe in Serbo-Croat, I’d still “watch”. 

[Howmanheyman 36525]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

She could be reading out an omelette recipe in Serbo-Croat, I’d still “watch”. 

 

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Was thinking of the mackem but Alex Scott.... Too pro arsenal and the usual mobs. 

 

[Alex 36695]

21 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Aye. I think they are throwing females on the TV to tick a box. Some are good, some are woeful. 
 

TNT sports have a load of journalists doing punditry so it’s not exclusive to elite players. One of the worst pundits are Ferdinand and Owen and they were top players.

It is but tv in general was desperate for a shakeup and some diversity. If you watch almost anything pre-George Floyd’s murder / #MeToo then it can be quite jolting just how lacking in diversity shows were. Like panel shows where one woman, maybe one person of colour or someone with a non-British accent (just one of those, not all 3) were on. That would be on a relatively ‘woke’ programme too. It was also good to see the likes of Lawrenson being fucked off. He went from being good to going on like he’d been asked to identify a body in terms of his personality and enthusiasm on 5Live, etc. Ditto Alan fucking Green. 

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

She could be reading out an omelette recipe in Serbo-Croat, I’d still “watch”. 

Jill Scott reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. 

[Howmanheyman 36525]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

It is but tv in general was desperate for a shakeup and some diversity. If you watch almost anything pre-George Floyd’s murder / #MeToo then it can be quite jolting just how lacking in diversity shows were. Like panel shows where one woman, maybe one person of colour or someone with a non-British accent (just one of those, not all 3) were on. That would be on a relatively ‘woke’ programme too. It was also good to see the likes of Lawrenson being fucked off. He went from being good to going on like he’d been asked to identify a body in terms of his personality and enthusiasm on 5Live, etc. Ditto Alan fucking Green. 

 

I couldn't understand how lawrenson lasted as long when he sounded so bored and sick of his life just being where he was?