Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[trophyshy 7314]

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE ACCOUNTANTS

[Monkeys Fist 45117]

6 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

FIRST THEY CAME ON THE ACCOUNTANTS

JYP

[MrBass 3013]

26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

JYP

[RobinRobin 12472]

16 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Is there a series of GIFs for people who know perfectly well how negatives work but who enjoy seeing nerds getting their knickers in a twist over it?

 

Asking for a friend

 

 

 

called Meenzer

 

[RobinRobin 12472]

15 hours ago, ewerk said:

Of course you can. No one doubted it. 

[ewerk 33151]

Make it a fifty point deduction 

 

 

[Sonatine 11917]

[Gemmill 49834]

They're trialling sin bins in football next season.

 

Lads. Fucking leave it alone.

[Holden McGroin 7562]

Aye. Maybe concentrate more on sorting the handball rule out. 

[Isegrim 10327]

How did ManU offload Onanana to Hamburg within days?

[RobElliott 1793]

On 24/11/2023 at 18:01, ewerk said:

Make it a fifty point deduction 

 

 

 

Thats a lot of effort for 3,000 likes on Twatter

[Howay 12496]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

They're trialling sin bins in football next season.

 

Lads. Fucking leave it alone.

 Aye I don’t get this current obsession with changing things that have never been an issue 

[aimaad22 4661]

It does my head in. Officials struggling to implement basics week in week out and these morons are sitting in an office somewhere trying to think up new ways of complicating things. 

 

Probably a case of these men having to try and show that they've produced something to justify their salaries. 

[Holden McGroin 7562]

How about this.

 

Deliberate handball - penalty

Other handball - indirect free kick

 

Case. Fucking. Closed.

Edited December 1, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[wykikitoon 22773]

Man Utd banned certain jurnos as they don't write nice things about them

 

WTH is GONE soon.

[Dazzler 11720]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Man Utd banned certain jurnos as they don't write nice things about them

 

WTH is GONE soon.

 

Aaah that takes me back to the Ashley days.

[RobElliott 1793]

Joke In Ear: Which one of you cunts is Simon Bird??

[The Fish 11313]

[wykikitoon 22773]

 

 

[Dazzler 11720]

In fairness to him he had a canny game against us. The partnership between him and Shaw were about the only positives they could have taken from that match. That said, I am 100% certain there were players in better form than him over the entire month. I can think of 11 that play in black and white stripes

[Gemmill 49834]

I fucking love the fact that Ten Hag turned up, stripped the lad of the captaincy, and now finds out that he's one of about three people he can actually trust to put an honest shift in.

 

The fucking Dutch genius.

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

https://x.com/bentaylorson/status/1732503983699186128?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ

 

 

 

 

[Toonpack 11343]

7 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

https://x.com/bentaylorson/status/1732503983699186128?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ

 

 

 

 

 

Premier line not shown, understandable really as there's only one stop.

[Dazzler 11720]

13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I fucking love the fact that Ten Hag turned up, stripped the lad of the captaincy, and now finds out that he's one of about three people he can actually trust to put an honest shift in.

 

The fucking Dutch genius.

I'd understand if he'd stripped him of it and gave it to someone else who would at least try to rally the players and lead with a bit of distinction. You don't take it from him and give it to Fernandes, as he's the first cunt to down tools the second things don't go their way. That was a properly terrible decision and they've been paying for it ever since. Long may it continue 

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Premier line not shown, understandable really as there's only one stop.

He's chucked all the league clubs on the purple line.