Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ewerk 33151]

FAO Gemmill.

 

[Gemmill 49834]

Am I gonna have to put on some remedial maths workshops.

[Toonpack 11343]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Am I gonna have to attend some remedial maths workshops.

 FYP

[MrBass 3013]

Clever! Bring everyone down to your level and no-one will notice your GLARING mistakes.

 

[Gemmill 49834]

 

"Average Toontastic poster 'clearly bamboozled' and 'confused' about basic maths"

[Gemmill 49834]

[Gemmill 49834]

 

Glad I kept those contemporaneous notes.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4250]

@gemmill “I’d like to add minus nine to 25 the divide 5 to the power of 2 by 6 over the remaining 5 please”.

[Gemmill 49834]

Look at those CHEEKS

[MrBass 3013]

34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

"Average Toontastic poster 'clearly bamboozled' and 'confused' about basic maths"

 

I wouldn't have classed you as an "average" Toontastic poster Gemmill, but it's nice to see you humbling as you age. That shows growth. Obviously not in the nether regions where you'd like it, but growth all the same. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4250]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Look at those CHEEKS

[Gemmill 49834]

1 minute ago, MrBass said:

 

I wouldn't have classed you as an "average" Toontastic poster Gemmill

 

 

Nobody would, baby.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12770561/Messi-World-Cup-match-shirts-auction.html
 

Messi selling most of the shirts he wore in the WC win. Including the 1/4 final, 1/2 final and final. 
 

Surely going to be the most expensive bit of sporting memorabilia in history? Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Edited November 20, 2023 by Kid Dynamite

[Monkeys Fist 45119]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Was this just before her and Peter Andre split up? 

[wykikitoon 22774]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12770561/Messi-World-Cup-match-shirts-auction.html
 

Messi selling most of the shirts he wore in the WC win. Including the 1/4 final, 1/2 final and final. 
 

Surely going to be the most expensive bit of sporting memorabilia in history? Current record is Jordan's last dance shirt apparently which went for £8.1m

Is he skint?

[Monkeys Fist 45119]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Is he skint?

Like the other Messiah, he got hammered with tax recently, didn’t he?

 

Still sure he’s got enough 50ps to hoy in the meter, like. 

[Meenzer 16416]

"A portion of the proceeds will go to charity" is Ladbaby levels of transparency

[Monkeys Fist 45119]

40 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

"A portion of the proceeds will go to charity" is Ladbaby levels of transparency

Are they Deanos ? 
 

I knew there was beef with them and The Kunts, if it’s about that, hats off Kunts! 

[wykikitoon 22774]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67474385

That's all Man Utd players on dope then

[spongebob toonpants 4357]

50 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67474385

That's all Man Utd players on dope then

Fish worms innit

 

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/are-fishing-worms-the-new-way-of-doping-at-the-tour-de-france

[Monkeys Fist 45119]

57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67474385

That's all Man Utd players on dope then

Quote

There's fitness and conditioning, of course, but there are other things that might seem on the periphery, like sleeping in the right position, having the same pillow when you are away. They're tiny things but together it makes a big difference

Looking forward to seeing all the Newton Heath lads getting on the coach to Spurs, all clutching their favourite blankie. 
 

Ten Pence will be all over this kind of shite like a dog eating chips. 

[wykikitoon 22774]

Blankie mother fucker heeeeee heeeeee

[Monkeys Fist 45119]

14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Blankie mother fucker heeeeee heeeeee

Have you turned in to Yorkshire Michael Jackson? 
 

“ Anneh, ist tha reet?

Ist tha reet, Anneh? “

[wykikitoon 22774]

 

 

 

 

[MrBass 3013]

48 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ten Pence