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23 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Not devil's advocate. Just correct. 👍 

 

Aye, there's a big difference between Man Utd playing long balls compared to Fat Sam's Bolton IMO. Skill and precision over hit and hope. Also, Man Utd at that time had the ability to play along the deck and move the ball quickly. Fat Sam used to have his goalie go for goal, and then sit in the stands with a fucking head set on to try and make out that he was some kind of avant garde genius. the only thing he was ahead of the curve on was annoying, fat dick heads with bluetooth head gear.

 

 

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I really enjoyed the Beckham thing. Some career/life he's had, mind.

 

They both come off pretty well in the doc though. Ferguson seems like an absolute cunt, which is no big shock.

 

Beckham's country pile is tremendous too.

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There was obviously a very strict agreement on how they would handle the bit about his affairs. They would talk about the press intrusion and about how difficult that period of their lives was, but there would be NO questions allowed on whether he actually got up to no good or any specifics around that.

 

It was quite weird cos there was just this big unasked question left hanging throughout that section.

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19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

There was obviously a very strict agreement on how they would handle the bit about his affairs. They would talk about the press intrusion and about how difficult that period of their lives was, but there would be NO questions allowed on whether he actually got up to no good or any specifics around that.

 

It was quite weird cos there was just this big unasked question left hanging throughout that section.

 

Affairs, plural? I thought he only rifled the babysitter.

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To this day, I still think half the reason Beckham got away with shagging his kids nanny behind his pregnant wifes back is because a lot of people just didn't like Posh Spice :lol:

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11 minutes ago, Alex said:

Looks fucking shite and I’ll be giving it a swerve. That’s my counter-review 


I concur completely. I’d further suggest that anyone with an ounce of interest in that prancing fuckin show pony and his horrendous wife needs to reassess their attitude to life in general :cuppa:

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Rattled some Aussie hooker/model. 
 

 

Fair play :lol:

 

Was it Beckham who was rumoured to have bucked the Welsh opera lass who isn't Charlotte Church as well?

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1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

 

the Welsh opera lass who isn't Charlotte Church as well?

 

:lol:

 

Am struggling to imagine how pissed I'd be if I was some sort of talented performer and yet this was how I was known.

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3 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

:lol:

 

Am struggling to imagine how pissed I'd be if I was some sort of talented performer and yet this was how I was known.

"That Welsh lass who does the owld opera who 'allegedly' got pumped by Beckham, who isn't Churchy" is about as much respect as I will ever give to opera singers/performers :lol:

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

He was fucking SMOKING back in the day mind. Obviously not if you're into the rugby lads, and you prefer the gorilla in a suit look.

 

There's more chance of me bending over for 50 year old Becks than the 20 something, metrosexual weirdo in a sarong, personally.

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5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

"That Welsh lass who does the owld opera who 'allegedly' got pumped by Beckham, who isn't Churchy" is about as much respect as I will ever give to opera singers/performers :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Katherine Jenkins

 

Or Satan's representative on earth, as Frank Skinner calls her.

 

That is the one - However I am less bothered about Beckham hanging out the back of her, and more interested in why Frank Skinner hates her. Google is unusually blank on the subject.

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11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Stick to your fucking rugby world cup, DICKHEADS!

 

Teams still putting 70 points past one another in the last 16 ffs.

 

REAL MEN watch the Beckham documentary

There is no last 16 in the Rugby World Cup 

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

That is the one - However I am less bothered about Beckham hanging out the back of her, and more interested in why Frank Skinner hates her. Google is unusually blank on the subject.

 

I don't think he hates her, I think he just thinks there's something not right, maybe too perfect about her.

 

Whenever she comes up on his radio show he references her as Satan's representative on earth.

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Just now, Alex said:

There is no last 16 in the Rugby World Cup 

 

Well I assumed there was when I heard the RIDICULOUS scores they were running up to qualify for the QFs.

 

Rubbish. That's what it is. Give me Beckham looking hot as shit any day of the week.

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