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9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’d be amazed if he’s the only player at it. It’s rife. He needs to sack whichever doctor is dosing him up 

Doping is rife in all professional sports. The only difference is football has enough money to sweep it under the carpet. Which makes you wonder who the fuck he's pissed off for this to become public. 

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Doping is rife in all professional sports. The only difference is football has enough money to sweep it under the carpet. Which makes you wonder who the fuck he's pissed off for this to become public. 

He’s barely played since he signed a four year deal for Juventus last summer. He’ll be on a fortune as he was out of contract iirc. Purely coincidental ;) 

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's not like certain clubs in Italy to be a bit corrompere, is it? :lol:

Aye, exactly. And they’re the most corrupt and influential of the lot 

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It isn't even just them, our opponents next week* were relegated as well for corruption in the early 80s so will be amusing if their fans put up up some holier than thou banner when they play us as I can't recall anything like that happening to us.

 

*Not Brentford. :D

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Doping is rife in all professional sports. The only difference is football has enough money to sweep it under the carpet. Which makes you wonder who the fuck he's pissed off for this to become public. 


makes the game more entertaining too, let’s be honest, watching turbocharged athletes go at it a million miles an hour. 

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Mysterious Cabal of Wearside Businessmen

 

"We need to get serious and get this club back on top. We might have to start some doping to give our players an advantage and get ahead of a certain Tyneside based club. Get on it, marra."

 

"Will do, boss "

 

..... later on....

 

"How did you get on, marra?"

 

"Our budget is a bit restricted, couldn't get high performance athletic enhancing drugs, got some placca bags and a few tins of glue instead."

 

"For fuck's sake, we're eternally fucked aren't we? Glue sniffing? How's that going to work?.......... Fuck it, give it a go."20200709_121601__01.thumb.jpg.2991bb732d37648b1f5c64363f22c6af.jpg

 

 

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Going back to England, and looking at Southgate stubbornly picking his old favourites who are either not playing or have gone to a retirement league, I’m starting to agree with those that said he should have been moved on after Qatar. He’s always been a cautious manager but he’s becomes ridiculously risk averse. There just isn’t a reasonable case for sticking with Maguire and Henderson when you have Tomori and Foden on the bench.

 

The problem is: who replaces him? The next English manager in line is probably Howe. After him, maybe Potter. 

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Without caring too much about England, his track is good so I see no reason to bin him off.

 

I can see why he picks Maguire (even though I don't agree with it) as he has been a good servant and hasn't let England down. Same with Pickford.

 

I struggle with Kalvin Phillips and Henderson getting picked though but then you can't please everyone. Sometimes these players are good for morale or knit a squad together. 

 

Carry on as is Gareth. Not that I'll be watching until the Euro finals.

 

 

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44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Going back to England, and looking at Southgate stubbornly picking my old favourites who are either not playing or have gone to a retirement league, I’m starting to agree with those that said he should have been moved on after Qatar. He’s always been a cautious manager but he’s becomes ridiculously risk averse. There just isn’t a reasonable case for sticking with Maguire and Henderson when you have Tomori and Foden on the bench.

 

The problem is: who replaces him? The next English manager in line is probably Howe. After him, maybe Potter. 

Potter's probably happy with his money from Chelsea and waiting for Southgate to go.  I think he is probably ahead of Howe, especially if he is still out of work at the time.  Doubt Howe would want it yet, as it is not day to day work.  Potter may be happy not to have fans shouting at him every day. :smile:

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I didn't watch the game as he's taken all enjoyment out of England for me.  He's beige as fuck and his football follows it.  Apparently the game was slow as fuck, probably after his pre-match reading of some fucking poem the boring cunt.

 

I would love it if Scotland decided to use the game to experiment and try a few new players and Beige Boy sticks with his pals.  Deserve everything we get under him.  Fuck all.

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Listening to Monday Night Club.  They have Conor Coady on.  What a fucking bell pipe.  Talking about England.  He's so far up the arse of Southgate he can taste his fucking food.  Talking about Harry Maguire 'Yes, H is great laaaaa, H is mint ya nooooo warra meeeean la like'

Fuck off you no mark Dipper.

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Listening to Monday Night Club.  They have Conor Coady on.  What a fucking bell pipe.  Talking about England.  He's so far up the arse of Southgate he can taste his fucking food.  Talking about Harry Maguire 'Yes, H is great laaaaa, H is mint ya nooooo warra meeeean la like'

Fuck off you no mark Dipper.

Surely this goes against the advice of your nurse?

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