Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[OTF 7295]

On 13/06/2023 at 02:06, Gemmill said:

 

Give them a stethoscope, and they'll try anything.

 

 

Paging Dr. @Monkeys Fist

[Howay 12496]

 They look thrilled with that pat on the head. 

[Howmanheyman 33219]

11 minutes ago, Howay said:

 They look thrilled with that pat on the head. 

 

Still not as bad as Martin Tyler presenting Sergio Aguero as he left Man City his notes from the game they won the title and he went 'Agueeeeeeerrrrrroooo' or whatever as if it's in all time legendary status. The smugness on Tyler's face as he's handing it over and the bemusement on the Argentinian's is telling. 

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Still not as bad as Martin Tyler presenting Sergio Aguero as he left Man City his notes from the game they won the title and he went 'Agueeeeeeerrrrrroooo' or whatever as if it's in all time legendary status. The smugness on Tyler's face as he's handing it over and the bemusement on the Argentinian's is telling. 

Apparently it’s now next John Gielgud’s Oscar 

[wykikitoon 20145]

5 hours ago, Howay said:

 They look thrilled with that pat on the head. 

What he meant to say was

 

'I couldn't have broken this record if Southgate had dropped me for no mark friendlies against Dentists and Farmers to test out other strikers.  Cheers Gareth'

[Toonpack 9409]

Even in America

 

[strawb 4251]

[Gemmill 44881]

Don't know if this is completely standard behaviour but apparently Pep donated his £750k bonus for winning the CL to the club staff. Fair play, dunno how many of them there are but hopefully it was a nice little bonus.

[wykikitoon 20145]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Don't know if this is completely standard behaviour but apparently Pep donated his £750k bonus for winning the CL to the club staff. Fair play, dunno how many of them there are but hopefully it was a nice little bonus.

THE BALD FRAUD

[Diego21 2135]

Monchi (Sevilla DOF) is the new Aston Villa DOF. 

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

Mason Greenwood in MUFCs retained list ffs

[Polarboy 2311]

🍆😐

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 hours ago, Diego21 said:

Monchi (Sevilla DOF) is the new Aston Villa DOF. 

It’s also how stoned villa fans say they’re hungry. 

[ewerk 30611]

On 15/06/2023 at 14:04, Howmanheyman said:

 

Still not as bad as Martin Tyler presenting Sergio Aguero as he left Man City his notes from the game they won the title and he went 'Agueeeeeeerrrrrroooo' or whatever as if it's in all time legendary status. The smugness on Tyler's face as he's handing it over and the bemusement on the Argentinian's is telling. 

He’s retired, thank fuck.

[Howmanheyman 33219]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He’s retired, thank fuck.

 

He was always one of the more mediocre commentators around in the 80s, he definitely got the BSkyB job by default as none of the main commentators or presenters fancied it thinking it would be a disaster and nobody was able to watch it. 

[wykikitoon 20145]

Who's gonna wank off the scouse red cunts now?

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Who's gonna wank off the scouse red cunts now?

[Polarboy 2311]

I see Peter Drury has replaced Tyler. Are there better more deserving commentators for the job? I'm not sure off the top of my head, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse. Drury is a pretty safe pair of hands, and definitely an improvement over Tyler. He would be an improvement over Tyler in his prime, for want of a better word, let alone the last few seasons of his career. 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

22 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

I see Peter Drury has replaced Tyler. Are there better more deserving commentators for the job?

[Howmanheyman 33219]

22 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

I see Peter Drury has replaced Tyler. Are there better more deserving commentators for the job? I'm not sure off the top of my head, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse. Drury is a pretty safe pair of hands, and definitely an improvement over Tyler. He would be an improvement over Tyler in his prime, for want of a better word, let alone the last few seasons of his career. 

 

Totally agree. He does go OTT at times with praise but he does it for everybody.

[Alex 35083]

I’m didn’t realise Tyler was 77. Mins, he’s been around for ages. The tiresome prick 

[Polarboy 2311]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Totally agree. He does go OTT at times with praise but he does it for everybody.

 

He does attempt of bit of the Sid Waddell's in his verbosity, historical references etc at times. A pale imitation at best of course but I quite enjoy that type of commentating. Anything is better than Tyler's durge. Of course I'm probably being a bit harsh of Tyler given he's 77. He really should have been hanging the mike up a while ago given the clear lack of excitement in his voice these past several or so seasons. Maybe the mind was willing but the body wasn't. 

[Howmanheyman 33219]

4 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

 

He does attempt of bit of the Sid Waddell's in his verbosity, historical references etc at times. A pale imitation at best of course but I quite enjoy that type of commentating. Anything is better than Tyler's durge. Of course I'm probably being a bit harsh of Tyler given he's 77. He really should have been hanging the mike up a while ago given the clear lack of excitement in his voice these past several or so seasons. Maybe the mind was willing but the body wasn't. 

 

Nothing to do with his age, he's always been shite.

[Polarboy 2311]

 

😂 He had to spoil it at the end by saying scrumptious. No grown man should be uttering the word scrumptious. Still class and leagues ahead of anything Tyler has done of course. 

[NJS 4386]

They should get McCoist in as his co-commentator as well.