Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howay 12496]

 

[Tom 14011]

 

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

 His legion of adoring fans have responded

 

 

Edited March 28, 2022 by Howay

[RobinRobin 11281]

I was chucked out in the 70's 

[ewerk 30616]

He reckons he was thrown out after taking the Fulwell.

[Sonatine 11387]

He was thrown out because he didn't take it good and proper, no excuses for half measures 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

9 hours ago, Howay said:

 His legion of adoring fans have responded

 

 

Glad I wasn't such a fanny on any of the occasions I've been thrown out. Pfft.

 

NUFC to Pearson, take a hint, Clint, fuck off. 

Edited March 29, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Dr Gloom 21924]

9 hours ago, Howay said:

 His legion of adoring fans have responded

 

 

His day got even worse after being arrested for filming minors without securing parental consent  

[Gemmill 44894]

What did he get chucked out for? I hope "doing what he loves" isn't starting racist chants. 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

doing what he loves

His hand? 

[OTF 7295]

11 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

I assume from his post he was thrown out for fiddling with himself, and he didn't get to finish.

[Howmanheyman 33234]

I've walked into SJP around the pitch and on the terraces/stands pre-season when gates were open and nobody gave a fuck as long as you didn't take the piss. Obviously I was around his age then but I wasn't filming myself or being a dick. 

[Tom 14011]

When I was at the women’s match at Durham he spent the entire game on the sidelines rather than in his seat. Seems to think he’s quite important so it won’t be much surprise if he’s tried to pull the same at the U23s match and been collared .

[The Fish 10857]

His post-match vlog is up. He is not happy lads, he is NOT happy. He works his arse off for this club... well he doesn't work for the club, but his vlogs promote the U23s to a wider audience. He's expecting a call from the club.

 

 On what fucking planet does this kid live?

 

[Tom 14011]

I don’t think the U23s really need “promoting to a wider audience”

 

Its more likely that he’s covering them because it’s free to get in with a season ticket or £3 otherwise. 

[ewerk 30616]

Hey, the guy is just trying to create content for all his loyal puntaz.

[Tom 14011]

    
 

 

Analysis  

 

Also how unprofessional is this, Has he never heard of a lapel mic or a wind muff? Why is there no drone shot or close ups of the match/replays? 
 

Honestly man if you’re going to be a “professional” YouTuber you could start by being professional.

[wykikitoon 20151]

Man international breaks SUCK DEAD FARTS!

[ewerk 30616]

Have you had a knock on the head?

[PaddockLad 17275]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've walked into SJP around the pitch and on the terraces/stands pre-season when gates were open and nobody gave a fuck as long as you didn't take the piss. Obviously I was around his age then but I wasn't filming myself or being a dick. 

 

Hadn't you had 9 pints of LCL in the Beehive before you did that though? 🤔

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

33 minutes ago, Tom said:

    
 

 

Analysis  

 

Also how unprofessional is this, Has he never heard of a lapel mic or a wind muff? Why is there no drone shot or close ups of the match/replays? 
 

Honestly man if you’re going to be a “professional” YouTuber you could start by being professional.

“Wind muff”

 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Have you had a knock on the head?

He’s stared working for the Sunday Sport. 

[Alex 35083]

if his parents had owt about them, they’d be telling him to pursue a proper career / get some training / whatever. He’s only able to kid himself he’s a full time YouTube ‘content creator’ because they’re subsidising the £100 a month his channel makes. His videos are absolutely shite, he’s got no discernible talent for it and he has the vibe of an absolute toucher. Admittedly I haven’t sat through a lot of them but the one where he met Eddie Howe and infected him with COVID was basically his woeful patter accompanying footage of him and some other weirdos stood at the training gates for hours. Apart from the bit where he thought it would be interesting to show him going for a McDonald’s 

[RobinRobin 11281]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“Wind muff”

 

I was just about to say "don't encourage MF" 

[The Fish 10857]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

if his parents had owt about them, they’d be telling him to pursue a proper career / get some training / whatever. He’s only able to kid himself he’s a full time YouTube ‘content creator’ because they’re subsidising the £100 a month his channel makes. His videos are absolutely shite, he’s got no discernible talent for it and he has the vibe of an absolute toucher. Admittedly I haven’t sat through a lot of them but the one where he met Eddie Howe and infected him with COVID was basically his woeful patter accompanying footage of him and some other weirdos stood at the training gates for hours. Apart from the bit where he thought it would be interesting to show him going for a McDonald’s 

 

Yeah, compare this kid with the lads from True Faith. I remember them doing a couple of fan cams years ago and you could see they've got some charisma, and at least a little bit of polish about themselves. I can't remember if Emil Franchi did fan cams before his radio career or not, but the difference between the two is huge. 

 

If the True Faith lot are amateur, this Pearson chancer is primordial.