Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Tom 14011]

See above 

[Kid Dynamite 7014]

23 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

[Gemmill 44588]

Just remembered that Wayne Rooney shagged a prostitute that went by the nickname Auld Slapper.

 

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

6 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

One of my favourite cult films. The acting was so awful it actually morphed into Oscar worthy brilliance somehow!

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21873]

Can yoooooooooouuuuuu dig it?

[Gemmill 44588]

One of those where you think "it's a cult classic.... It can't be this shit all the way through", but it absolutely is. 

[Dr Gloom 21873]

It’s fucking mint man  

[Monkeys Fist 42250]

The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting 

 

[Sonatine 11332]

Colin Wanker got the boot from the Smoggies.

 

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It’s fucking mint man  

It is!. My family threatened to disown me whenever I suggest sticking it on again 😩

[ewerk 30438]

Norwich get their first win of the season then promptly sack their manager.  

[OTF 7287]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Norwich get their first win of the season then promptly sack their manager.  

 

Talks with Unai Emery are at an advanced stage.

[wykikitoon 20027]

Bruce is free? 

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Norwich get their first win of the season then promptly sack their manager.  

Everyone's fighting to get the new managers in before the competition.

[OTF 7287]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruce is free? 

 

What's the bet it's all quiet on the western front from his media pals about the potential for that?

 

Rumour has it that Norwich have an excess of space that they're struggling to fill, and there's a shortage of vegetables in their canteen....

[Monkeys Fist 42250]

13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruce is free? 

Until he fucks off, then it’ll cost you £8mil. 

[wykikitoon 20027]

 

 

Shouldn't laugh  

[wykikitoon 20027]

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42250]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Shouldn't laugh  

So… is actor, author and supafan Mr. Steven Wraith not at the Match then? 
 

 

 

[Meenzer 15474]

Shh everyone, the poor lad's clearly trying to have a sly night out in a drag bar without them finding out back home.

[wykikitoon 20027]

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20027]

 

 

[Alex 34978]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Shouldn't laugh  

 

[Howmanheyman 32950]

I saw a tweet from back page travel, (who should know better), describing that young Holly lass and this Saudi kid as 'Geordie legends'. Seriously, words fail me. 

[Tom 14011]