Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ohhh_yeah 2947]

 

Paul Scholls squad has conceeded eleven goals in 4 matches against Liverpool this season. Same span of time they netted only five times.

[Dougle 3322]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Well y'know, I'm delighted"

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

9 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Paul Scholls squad has conceeded eleven goals in 4 matches against Liverpool this season. Same span of time they netted only five times.

Have you been on the Essembee Ale? 
 

Mind you, Scholes not only has a Boldon Mushroom, but he’s got terrible taste in jackets …

[Tom 14011]

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

That’s one of the best episodes. 
 

Emma Thompson- “ I’ve got a Porsche!” 

[Tom 14011]

“Anything else?” 

 

“Will £20 do?” 
 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

“ Rah Rah Rah, we’re going to bash the Oiks!”

 

 

That should be our new chant, tbh. 

[Blastronaut 1333]

3 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

I'd never heard of this bellend before today but his name's appeared quite a bit in the last few hours.

 

Allegedly started his YouTube commentary with "I just hope we finish the game with 11 men on the park and give a good account ourself". On the back of that I'm almost tempted to watch it again with his commentary.

[Tom 14011]

 

Casually sing it to every other club in world football

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I reckon we should use the actual line from the show to come out of the tunnel to, instead of that fucking dirge by Knopfler 

[Tom 14011]

Or dub it over “money” by Pink Floyd  

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

Now I want to hear that- get cracking Mr. Music 

[Tom 14011]

Here, get your lad to do it  

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

Here, get your lad to do it  

Would still be less of an ear/bleeder than Knopfler  

[Tom 14011]

I think it’s the saxophone player doing the damage tbh

 

Get Sam Fender’s mate on it!

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

 I just don’t get the connection- It’s from a film about a Yank buying land in a Scottish village, then changing his mind. 
 

Newcastle connection- the bloke who composed it was born here? 
 

 

Fuck off 

[Tom 14011]

Ahh spoilers man  

[Howmanheyman 32826]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 I just don’t get the connection- It’s from a film about a Yank buying land in a Scottish village, then changing his mind. 
 

Newcastle connection- the bloke who composed it was born here? 
 

 

Fuck off 

The connection was Alan fucking Robson liked it and played it unless my memory is letting me down and that is more than enough for it to get fucked. 

[Howmanheyman 32826]

Flashing cunt: "make some noise!"

 

Me: "Fuck off."

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I’ve always thought this would be better. 

Local band, the lyrics sort of fit, mentions the Corner 

 

Can someone start a campaign, I just can’t be arsed. 

[wykikitoon 19980]

the fucking bants on here since that toxic cunt Ashley fucked off man 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

the fucking bants on here since that toxic cunt Ashley fucked off man 

I’ve still got a chub-on. 

 

(Dropped a bit during the Spurs game)

[Tom 14011]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve always thought this would be better. 

Local band, the lyrics sort of fit, mentions the Corner 

 

Can someone start a campaign, I just can’t be arsed. 

I was on a stag do coming back from Amsterdam on the ferry and there was a band up playing Lindisfarne songs in front about 20 fairly disinterested people and we thought “bah they sound decent mind”.

 

Turns out it was Lindisfarne  

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I think the only original member still flogging it to death is the bassist, and we all know bassists aren’t proper musicians 

 

 

( even though he wrote the song above).