Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 21801]

21 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Hawaiian'fuck off with your stupid puns

i give up. puns aren't really my doughmain. 

 

[PaddockLad 17067]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

Making up complete shite off the back of that total wanker Tariq’s twaddle. He will then attack fans for being excited about a takeover he thinks is bullshit despite it being so real Ashley is bringing in legal help to try and push it through  The bloke really is coming out of this terribly. 

Has this Tariq been put up to ask the question by Mauriss?....when I see his name being bandied about I imagine he’s this gadge...

 

 

 

 

[Alex 34786]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

Making up complete shite off the back of that total wanker Tariq’s twaddle. He will then attack fans for being excited about a takeover he thinks is bullshit despite it being so real Ashley is bringing in legal help to try and push it through  The bloke really is coming out of this terribly. 

He had the inside track on the non-existent rival bidders though 

[Alex 34786]

Also, if I’ve understood this Tariq fella correctly, Newcastle fans should be asking an owner (who never speaks to them) questions about non-specific bids / enquiries he’s meant to be ignoring that probably don’t even exist? Cheers. I’ll get right on that, mate.

Meanwhile, Edwards, who cannot resist even the slightest opportunity  to wind up Newcastle fans has received similar information about Ashley being unwilling to sell but hasn’t previously mentioned it. What an absolute fucking pile of shite that bloke comes out with  

Edited October 28, 2020 by Alex

[Sonatine 11304]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Has this Tariq been put up to ask the question by Mauriss?....when I see his name being bandied about I imagine he’s this gadge...

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't be too upset if Edwards met the same fate tbh.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

That first time pass from Messi man 😍

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21801]

This bloke is almost as funny as Edwards

 

[Howay 12496]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

This bloke is almost as funny as Edwards

 

Aye, just another bloke that knows nothing about football that’s paid to talk about it, so he talks absolute fucking shite and just attacks fan bases instead of writing meaningful/insightful articles. 

[Dr Gloom 21801]

I swear he was slagging solskjaer off recently. Struggling to keep up with his own bullshit 

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i give up. puns aren't really my doughmain. 

 

I was chatting with the guys from Fish’s footy vlog and we all reckon Bruce should try playing with a Trequatrostagioni ( no mushrooms). 

[RobinRobin 11113]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i give up. puns aren't really my doughmain. 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11113]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I was chatting with the guys from Fish’s footy vlog and we all reckon Bruce should try playing with a Trequatrostagioni ( no mushrooms). 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13768]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

This bloke is almost as funny as Edwards

 

Just like Roberto Di Matteo

[Alex 34786]

Just like Steve Bruce 

[ewerk 30221]

Deep down aren't we all potential CL winning managers?

[Toonpack 9170]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I was chatting with the guys from Fish’s footy vlog and we all reckon Bruce should try playing with a Trequatrostagioni ( no mushrooms). 

Only works if you have players who can pasta ball to each other

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Only works if you have players who can pasta ball to each other

Also needs a good bench in case one of the players picks up a gnocchi. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13768]

This is spagehettin out of hand(rolled pizza)

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

What do expect when all we have to look forward to is a stream of average (canne)loni

signings? 

[Meenzer 15371]

This needs to be stopped Pronto (Pizza next to the Shahe by Wansbeck Road Metro)

[Toonpack 9170]

I think we should stop this Italian based nonsense and pretend it never happened, Bruschetta under the carpet as it were. 

[Dr Gloom 21801]

pasta la vista, baby 

[Meenzer 15371]

30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What do expect when all we have to look forward to is a stream of average (canne)loni

signings? 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

53 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

[RobinRobin 11113]

Just fucking stop!!!!