Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Settled out of court.

[Sonatine 11377]

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

20 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Punched a copper, then offered a bribe. 
 

Daft cunt is getting locked up, I’d say. 

He should make the prison team and they only play home games, so it's not all bad news for him.

[PaddockLad 17260]

Are some of us going to be back in stadiums before Christmas? ....

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11781/12053138/coronavirus-scotland-first-minister-nicola-sturgeon-aims-for-september-opening-of-stadiums

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

 Bayern are definitely the Burnley of the Champions League like

[Meenzer 15526]

Also isn't the final tomorrow?

[Sonatine 11377]

Always look forward to Emo's insight on the game.

 

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

 

 

[wykikitoon 20141]

Leeds fans all mouth on twitter slagging off prem teams and how bielsa is gonna smash klopp etc

 

I hope the him dippers rip them a new arsehole on opening day. Daft cunts

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 him dippers 

[wykikitoon 20141]

Fuck me, where do you get these GIF's from?  

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

[Tdansmith 3259]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

“Having a conversation” 

 

Thats a strange way of saying “ I shagged my daughter’s best mate whilst my wife was being treated for cancer”. 

[Alex 35082]

42 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

 

They’re about equal in terms of relevance 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

 

[ewerk 30610]

 

Poor Peter.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

What a clown.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/aug/25/harry-maguire-found-guilty-of-aggravated-assault-and-bribery-in-greece

[Carl 175]

Rumours he was protecting his sister who had been injected with a rape drug

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

21 minutes ago, Carl said:

Rumours he was protecting his sister who had been injected with a rape drug

If she looks owt like her brother, I think I’d be injecting myself with it first. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

21 minutes ago, Carl said:

Rumours he was protecting his sister who had been injected with a rape drug

Like Covid is a hoax and Boris Johnson knows what he is doing?

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

8 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Like Covid is a hoax and Boris Johnson knows what he is doing?

It’s mentioned but not confirmed in the article linked above. 
Mind, they also say he thought he was being followed by six blokes who wanted to kidnap him. 
 

I had no idea Mythos beer was so strong. 

[Sonatine 11377]

 

[thebrokendoll 9216]

if i got locked up on a greek island i reckon i'd want that keeley hawes out the durrells to be me lawyer.