Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Booth goal disallowed for offside. Newcastle not out of the blocks yet. Baggy 90s kits billowing in the wind 

0-0

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Lovely cross from Dyer and the first goal of Aaron Hughes’ career breaks the deadlock 

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Domi beats his man then balloons his cross into row z - turbo shit 

[NJS 4375]

Missed this as I'd been to Sofia and the only way we could get an affordable flight was to go on the Thursday morning of the game and return on Sunday morning. 

 

Couple of lads were trying to rush for a flight up from Heathrow but it was far too thin a margin so we didn't bother. Bit of a pisser as it turned out but the Sofia trip was fucking brilliant. 

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Kevin Pressman looks more bricklayer than pro footballer 

[ewerk 30366]

48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

A dodgy early bit of defending from Goma 

He had a shocker of a half especially when you consider we’re 4-0 up.

[Christmas Tree 4708]

What’s with all the crypto shit  

[Dr Gloom 21845]

The questions are absolutely dire here mind: is it hard to become a professional footballer? 

[ewerk 30366]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

What’s with all the crypto shit  

I guess Stormgain want something for their coin.

[Christmas Tree 4708]

I loved this shirt

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Too baggy 

[Dr Gloom 21845]

There was some dog shite on the bench mind. Stephen Glass, Paul Robinson 

[Dr Gloom 21845]

Robinson wins the pen, begs Shearer, who has already scored four, to let him take it. Does he let him? Does he fuck

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I was on the very top row of Level 7, right next to the away corner for this season. 
It was mint- no adverts behind us, the stewards couldn’t be arsed to hike all the way up multiple times per half to tell us to sit down, so we had the entire season on our feet, pissed as rats and loving it 😄

This game was some start to it, too. 

[Christmas Tree 4708]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Too baggy 

Not on me

[Tdansmith 3242]

The Scottish League is over Celtic are champions 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859]

8 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

The Scottish League is over Celtic are champions 

And the mighty Motherwell are 3rd and qualify to  try to qualify for the europa league.

[Alex 34897]

Toonpack is seething 

[wykikitoon 19974]

 

[Tdansmith 3242]

What a tit he is

[Alex 34897]

Surely these should be carried out independently for that very reason. 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

What a tit he is

Only wants his test results if they come in a brown bag. 

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Surely these should be carried out independently for that very reason. 

 Aye absolutely, the club and PL aren’t going to ask the players if they passed. He’s just made himself look like even more of a fucking bellend by coming out with this. 

[Kid Dynamite 7003]

 

Edited May 19, 2020 by Kid Dynamite

[ewerk 30366]

So that's six players out of 500? Not particularly worried if it's been identified and they continue testing.

 

Edit: It's from 748 tests. Less than 1%. That's good going.

Edited May 19, 2020 by ewerk