Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Peter Whittingham is either in intensive care or dead depending on who you believe. Someone needs to turn the world off and back on again.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[trophyshy 7073]

I’d be bored stuck with that tedious cunt all day. 

[The Fish 10745]

Liverpool? Absolutely fucking not sunshine.

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

Liverpool? Absolutely fucking not sunshine.

You been self isolating before it was cool? 

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

Liverpool. It’s chance to be a random generator anyway

[The Fish 10745]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You been self isolating before it was cool? 

Did I not mention I've got a wife and kid... sounds like somethingI would have brought up ad infinitum.

 

Finally told to work from home, and because the office is shut down, no fucker can get on.  So I'm on hold with IT and waiting for a call from my boss demanding to know why I'm not showing as available. 

 

So, have a missed anything? Guessing t00nraider is still pretending to be a Newcastle fan, J69 is still killing joy with gay abandon and essembee is still remembering that important date?

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

Would you like me to post some tits for old time’s sake?

[The Fish 10745]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Would you like me to post some tits for old time’s sake?

And if you could get some fat pig-fucking moron to call me boring, state that 87% of people from Blyth are ugly and brag how he's going to have 19 pints the minute he's off the intravenus drip...that'd be nostalgia-tastic.

[Alex 34847]

6 hours ago, The Fish said:

Did I not mention I've got a wife and kid... sounds like somethingI would have brought up ad infinitum.

 

Finally told to work from home, and because the office is shut down, no fucker can get on.  So I'm on hold with IT and waiting for a call from my boss demanding to know why I'm not showing as available. 

 

So, have a missed anything? Guessing t00nraider is still pretending to be a Newcastle fan, J69 is still killing joy with gay abandon and essembee is still remembering that important date?

UglyMackems is back, but this time it’s personal 

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

8 hours ago, The Fish said:

Did I not mention I've got a wife and kid... sounds like somethingI would have brought up ad infinitum.

 

Finally told to work from home, and because the office is shut down, no fucker can get on.  So I'm on hold with IT and waiting for a call from my boss demanding to know why I'm not showing as available. 

 

So, have a missed anything? Guessing t00nraider is still pretending to be a Newcastle fan, J69 is still killing joy with gay abandon and essembee is still remembering that important date?

Fuck you baldy/bravado

[Alex 34847]

 

[Tdansmith 3211]

On 3/17/2020 at 19:09, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Peter Whittingham is either in intensive care or dead depending on who you believe. Someone needs to turn the world off and back on again.

Confirmed now that he has died. Only 35 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51962751

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

That's belta.

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That's belta.

I have no idea why this made me laugh, but it did. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

I have to clarify that I meant to quote Alex's post and didn't  I'm not over the moon that someone died.

[Isegrim 9733]

 

[Alex 34847]

16 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

That was just before he burnt a £50 note he’d just autographed for Renton 

[ewerk 30266]

Well I suppose they’ve already printed the flyers.

 

[Meenzer 15408]

Fair play

 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-seydou-doumbia-sion-17958303?fbclid=IwAR22AAq7eaDIrwNkIUtQl0_F02hUoiH5owDHvyF8RfQx1WyP6XTkII9vK08

[sammynb 3353]

Squires' take on the situation. @PaddockLad you'll know why this is so funny.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/mar/24/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers-under-lockdown

[PaddockLad 17079]

5 hours ago, sammynb said:

Squires' take on the situation. @PaddockLad you'll know why this is so funny.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/mar/24/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers-under-lockdown

Who wouldn’t love a Swervedriver tribute band?

 

Hope you’re well mate are you on some sort of lockdown too? 

 

Edited March 25, 2020 by PaddockLad

[sammynb 3353]

Yeah we are okay. A bit like your lot, our's aren't taking it to serious and the local tories are making a pig's ear of getting the info out. 

But as of last night we are in phase 2 lockdown, schools are open but pupils don't have to go (state gov overruled the federal cunts), only essential things are meant to be open but somehow that include hairdressers and shops for shit people just don't need.

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

6 hours ago, sammynb said:

Squires' take on the situation. @PaddockLad you'll know why this is so funny.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/mar/24/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers-under-lockdown

“ Back to work, you!”