Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

That's an uncomfortably specific thing to know.

[Dr Gloom 21813]

is there a chance we could relegate them? that would be poetic

[wykikitoon 19899]

That would be superb.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

In the Carabao Cup Final Grealish was anonymous due to Man City being aware of his diving/cheating so isolated him by pressurising before he could receive the ball.When he did receive the ball,which was rare,they refused to tackle or get close enough to him to give him the opportunity to go down.Take this out of his game and Villa have very little else in their game.We,of course,are as bad as anyone at allowing cheats like Grealish to go down easily.

[ewerk 30266]

So does yer ma.

[Tdansmith 3211]

7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

is there a chance we could relegate them? that would be poetic

Sob on the Ville 

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

He said poetic. 
 

 

 

[Meenzer 15408]

"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

Shit Lip Smith. 

 

[Dr Gloom 21813]

3 hours ago, Meenzer said:

"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

Ian Ormondroyd

[Meenzer 15408]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Ian Ormondroyd

 

Never was a name more suited to being said in a Brummie accent

[wykikitoon 19899]

I listened to desert island discs at lunch, Ian Wright.  Fuck me, I was crying walking around the park! 

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I listened to desert island discs at lunch, Ian Wright.  Fuck me, I was crying walking around the park! 

Stub your toe ?

[wykikitoon 19899]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Stub your toe ?

Caught me cock in me zip! 

[Tdansmith 3211]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Caught me cock in me zip! 

You had your cock out walking around the park ?

[ewerk 30266]

He was putting it away as he entered the park, he's not a monster.

[Tdansmith 3211]

Just now, ewerk said:

He was putting it away as he entered the park, he's not a monster.

Well that's fair enough, i thought for a moment we had a monster here on toontastic..phew

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

If they declare this season null and void and Liverpool’s efforts are struck from the record, I will never stop laughing.

[wykikitoon 19899]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If they declare this season null and void and Liverpool’s efforts are struck from the record, I will never stop laughing.

They will gift them the win no doubt but it will be forever 'They won, but the league was cancelled'  

Plus, would they promote dirty Leeds?

[Tdansmith 3211]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If they declare this season null and void and Liverpool’s efforts are struck from the record, I will never stop laughing.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Playing games behind closed doors isn’t now an option with the virus now within some clubs.Who decides when the virus has gone for good? When football is resumed I think they’ll play out the rest of this season,is it 10 games or so,and maybe ditch play-offs and stick with automatic promotion only.I know UEFA won’t be happy but if games aren’t allowed to be played until next season then cancel European club competitions.This would free up mid-week European dates for league games.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Didn’t even consider that Leeds wouldn’t get promoted when they’re probably finally nailed on  

[Dr Gloom 21813]

6 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If they declare this season null and void and Liverpool’s efforts are struck from the record, I will never stop laughing.

Poor liverpool 

 

[The Mighty Hog 508]

 

[ewerk 30266]