Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 34846]

 

[Howmanheyman 32728]

Ronny Gill headline writer: "I need a shite. Lee, will you sort the puma headline for me?"

 

Knight Ryder: "Nee bother, wor kid. I can see the headline now, 'Newcastle 2020-21 jerseys to be not made by puma!' Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing."

[Alex 34846]

He was almost there, just couldn’t quite manage to get those words in the right order

[Howay 12496]

So the rest of the kit will still be Puma? Jerseys ffs. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Nailed on it’ll be some shit like Gola.

[Howmanheyman 32728]

Macron. (Just for @Howay).

[wykikitoon 19893]

McTominay is one soft cunt.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

McTominay is one soft cunt.

He certainly is.As is Richarlison.

Yet another dodgy performance from Jawdon Prickford,who was once rated by a few on here.

[Howmanheyman 32728]

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

 Coward lovers

[Alex 34846]

Had a mint taxi driver who reckoned it was his dream come true yesterday because we had a Geordie manager and captain. Also reckoned Andy Cole and Ruel Fox were moved on because Tino used to sell them coke. Even though neither were at the club at the same time as Asprilla 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

Did he have a conehead and stink of duck? 

[Alex 34846]

Fortunately not

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Nice bit of cowardice from the Arsenal defender for the first goal.

[ewerk 30266]

Ancelotti to take over at Everton?  

[wykikitoon 19893]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814275

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814275

That’s staggering. 

[tooner 243]

6 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814275

W.T.F. that's a real thing? you sure its not the Onion?

[ewerk 30266]

‘They might be monkeys but they’re our monkeys’ is a bold move. Let’s see how it plays out.

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

Considering the eyes on the “Asian” monkey, I’m slightly disappointed not to see big lips and an Afro with a bone in it on the “Black” one. 
 

 

Consistency is key. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

On this day 9 years ago............ 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 32728]

3 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

On this day 9 years ago............ 

 

 

"I'd be more suited to a Real Madras."

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Krul og against Leicester.That well and truly fucked up my Salah and Vardy to score anytime double.

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

Neil Shipperly sentenced for choking the chicken in public. 
His defence lawyer is having a laugh…
“Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question.”

Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

[Sonatine 11309]

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."