Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

I’m sure Levy will magically find some money for Mourinho. Mind, if they’re holding Poch’s transfers against him, Mourinho is a bloke who signed Fred and Bailly for a combined 80 million or whatever. 

[ewerk 30617]

Looks like Poch refused to resign, got a £12m payoff after acting a bit of a twat for the past 12 months. 

[wykikitoon 20155]

Bale has done absolutely fuck all to try and integrate into Spain.  I heard him in an interview the other day and the first thing he said was 'at least they speak English'

An absolute joke.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

the golfer 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Bale has done absolutely fuck all to try and integrate into Spain.  I heard him in an interview the other day and the first thing he said was 'at least they speak English'

An absolute joke.

There for the money.Playing will mean a day off the golf course.

 

 

 

 

[Alex 35093]

8 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Bale has done absolutely fuck all to try and integrate into Spain.  I heard him in an interview the other day and the first thing he said was 'at least they speak English'

An absolute joke.

Like virtually every British person living in Spain then

[ewerk 30617]

I hear he’s a big fan of the full English and pint for €2 in the Red Lion though.

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

9 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Bale has done absolutely fuck all to try and integrate into Spain.  I heard him in an interview the other day and the first thing he said was 'at least they speak English'

An absolute joke.

 

Aye, apparently he fucks off all the team get togethers because they eat at 11pm and his body clock is still on UK time and he's in bed by then. It's taking the piss a bit after living there for 6 years 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Aye, apparently he fucks off all the team get togethers because they eat at 11pm and his body clock is still on UK time and he's in bed by then. It's taking the piss a bit after living there for 6 years 

How do you spend that long in a country, working in a heavily team-focused job, and not integrate in the slightest? 
 

Baley No Mates? 

[Andrew 4757]

Bale speaks perfect Spanish, he just doesn't speak much in general and is quiet in the dressing room according to Alvaro Odriozola.

 

I also don't see whats particularly wrong about a top level pro athlete having a schedule and sticking to it, going to bed at 11pm isn't exactly outrageous, Toni Kroos didn't go to that dinner either.

 

I honestly don't get the hate here, people just regurgitating sun level "outrage" about a bloke. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Andrew has obviously been shunned by the Hobbits for not sharing his flock.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

I hear he’s a big fan of the full English and pint for €2 in the Red Lion though.

Probably orders the shepherds pie or a roast on Sundays - perfect in that climate 

[Rayvin 5223]

50 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Bale speaks perfect Spanish, he just doesn't speak much in general and is quiet in the dressing room according to Alvaro Odriozola.

 

I also don't see whats particularly wrong about a top level pro athlete having a schedule and sticking to it, going to bed at 11pm isn't exactly outrageous, Toni Kroos didn't go to that dinner either.

 

I honestly don't get the hate here, people just regurgitating sun level "outrage" about a bloke. 

 

 

 

I agree and just want to add to this that since the club that is losing out here is Real Madrid, they deserve it. Whatever he's doing, however disrespectful it is, they deserve it.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

59 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

How do you spend that long in a country, working in a heavily team-focused job, and not integrate in the slightest? 
 

Baley No Mates? 

 

 Somehow, they're getting worse.

[wykikitoon 20155]

 

I think during December @Monkeys Fistneeds to post a dad joke a day. 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I think during December @Monkeys Fistneeds to post a dad joke a day. 

That would break the No.1 unwritten rule of Dad jokes, which is…

 

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[Rayvin 5223]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That would break the No.1 unwritten rule of Dad jokes, which is…

 

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[wykikitoon 20155]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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[Alex 35093]

Monkeys Fist, comedy genius 

[ewerk 30617]

The Fish is furious though that he’s stealing his gags.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

That’s the kind of talk that’ll see you strapped to a donkey cart…

[ewerk 30617]

And now he’s plagiarising Gemmill!

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

I caught Mrs. Fist smearing Bostik all over my antique pistol collection last night. 
She denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns. 

[Sonatine 11387]

[Wardi 188]

A geordie lad goes to the Doctor with a Newcastle Brown bottle sticking out of his foot.

'Nothing to worry about' said the Doctor .. 'it's just an ingrowing Toon Ale'.