Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 19889]

You're the bestest Meenzer 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Adrian was about a yard off his line for saving that pen last night  Another roaring VAR success.

[strawb 4181]

They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they?

 

Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.

[ewerk 30266]

I think the current rule is that at least one of their feet has to be in line with the line when the ball is kicked.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, strawb said:

They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they?

 

Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.

It's easy to dive to the right or left without moving forward.Try it? Keepers want to move forward to narrow the angle .Unless they've changed the law,a keeper can move along the line before the ball has been kicked,which gives him momentum.

[strawb 4181]

Try it? I played in goal for Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Whitby town and had north of England trials as a teenager..

[Diego21 2135]

Ok. it's done.

 

More than 10 years trying to go St. James Park.

 

I will go 31 august to know your home match vs Watford. 

 

I am so excited

[ewerk 30266]

SCAB!

 

 

[Isegrim 9733]

 

[Alex 34846]

8 hours ago, strawb said:

Try it? I played in goal for Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Whitby town and had north of England trials as a teenager..

He played for the combined armed forces 

[ewerk 30266]

 

Somewhere in France Chez Given has just gotten a raging stiffy with no idea why.

[Meenzer 15405]

But that's just a normal picture of Hatem Ben Arfa?

[Howay 12496]

 There’s some fucking odd people 

[wykikitoon 19889]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49369915

 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

But that's just a normal picture of Hatem Ben Arfa?

I always pictured Hatem with innies, tbf. 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Somewhere in France Chez Given has just gotten a raging stiffy with no idea why.

The fucking size of Neville Southall’s big bangers! 

 

[trophyshy 7073]

[Howay 12496]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Anyone still wanting to defend this iteration of VAR with that handball decision?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Actually, it seems like it’s an embarrassing new rule. Carry on but that’s a rule that seems invented to give VAR a reason to exist. What a load of shit

[Howay 12496]

Aye the new hand ball rule is a crock of shit. I don’t understand why they have to keep changing everything , then anytime anyone questions a new rule all the zany cunts on Twitter leap down their throat about how it’s advancing the game, simply changing a rule isn’t advancing the game especially a one as shite as this new handball rule. 

[PaddockLad 17079]

The new handball rule was brought in because of VAR. They’ll change offside because of VAR too. VAR was brought in because Joe Bloggs sat at home with his sky subscription knew more about what had actually happened on the pitch than the ref, players  or any other fucker in the stadium. The tail wagging the dog. When goal line tech came in I said on here it wouldn’t be long before everything is refffed electronically like Cricket and was fuckin annihilated for doin so. 

 

When Andrew wakes up am sure I’ll be subjected to another informed and erudite verbal beasting from him about the glories of football matches bring decided not on the field of play but by faceless, shadowy figures in a truck sat in a car park in an anonymous London suburb. Not my game anymore. The YouTube/Instagram generation are welcome to it. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

I like VAR refs are generally biased and shit. Like a lot of things VAR is completely spoiled by the twats using it.

[Andrew 4718]

57 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

The new handball rule was brought in because of VAR. They’ll change offside because of VAR too. VAR was brought in because Joe Bloggs sat at home with his sky subscription knew more about what had actually happened on the pitch than the ref, players  or any other fucker in the stadium. The tail wagging the dog. When goal line tech came in I said on here it wouldn’t be long before everything is refffed electronically like Cricket and was fuckin annihilated for doin so. 

 

When Andrew wakes up am sure I’ll be subjected to another informed and erudite verbal beasting from him about the glories of football matches bring decided not on the field of play but by faceless, shadowy figures in a truck sat in a car park in an anonymous London suburb. Not my game anymore. The YouTube/Instagram generation are welcome to it. 

 

 

Its 9pm

[ewerk 30266]

You have to remember that PL is very, very old.