Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[OTF 7245]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

"An inclusive platform for all clubs, based on sporting meritocracy, not historical privilege".

 

Aye, righto 

 

Tsk, tsk, didn't you read that it's open to all? Are you daring to suggest that there's an intrinsic link between historical privilege (aka money) and meritocracy? This is the beautiful game, it's about love and spirit and not money, that should be clear from the undeniable fact that we put financial development at the end of a list of other things that we will sincerely endeavor to uphold and all that stuff.

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2 hours ago, Howay said:

Aye, can’t wait for all the narrative around that game. We won’t be able to get moved for all the narrative for the whole weekend, everything will just be dripping in narrative. 

[wykikitoon 19886]

How the actual fuck has Pogba got in the PFA team of the year? 

[ewerk 30266]

It’s nice to see someone playing for one of the clubs further down the league getting some recognition.

[Howmanheyman 32726]

Any idea which spectacularly gifted player this was?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42064]

Fucking hell 

 

Too many Chicken Parmos 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Is that a Bolton top?

[Monkeys Fist 42064]

I can 100% certainly say you’ll never have heard of the club whose crest is pictured. 

[Howmanheyman 32726]

He was Boro's answer to the likes of Clarky, Stevie Watson, Robbie Elliott etc. Except he never played in a really good team. Or was a good player.

 

Fuck it, here he is in another shit team doing the biz.....

 

'Jimmy Bollock' of the Boro.

Edited April 26, 2019 by Howmanheyman

[PaddockLad 17079]

Used to like seeing Ravenelli & Juniho lining up with Jamie Pollock & Phil Stamp

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Jamie Bollocks, I'd say

[Tom 14011]

 

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[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Watch this all the way through

 

 

[Meenzer 15404]

Eeeeerm, Quiff mate?

[Monkeys Fist 42064]

Posted 5 hours ago. 

 

 

Still off off his face 

[Tom 14011]

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Early night, actually!

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Oh I see the problem now. I don't usually read the thread, in my defence 

Edited April 29, 2019 by TheGingerQuiff

[Andrew 4718]

Mark Lawrenson has done an AMA on reddit and it is everything you could possibly have hoped it would be, hes miserable, snappy and tries to make jokes that aren't funny

 

 

 

[Isegrim 9733]

 

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5 hours ago, Andrew said:

Mark Lawrenson has done an AMA on reddit and it is everything you could possibly have hoped it would be, hes miserable, snappy and tries to make jokes that aren't funny

 

 

 

He looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal. 

( By “one of”, I mean this one, of course). 

[Howay 12496]

 

That’s class. I was looking for an Athletico Mince question:

 

I think he gets the Belinda wipes craic a fair bit on twitter  

Ton of mentions for Liverpool’s 4 year unbeaten streak in his BBC predictions.

Edited April 30, 2019 by Howay

[PaddockLad 17079]

Terrible times at Gateshead.....

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gateshead-boss-clark-handed-notice-16205410