Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 11924]

15 minutes ago, toonotl said:

 

That's a very interesting perspective. Not sure how true it is. But it does have a ring of truth to it.

Guardiola would have won something with the England team that Capello shat the bed with. I'd take Pep's side ways passing and scoring 3+ goals most games over 0-0 draws and 1-0 wins over Capello any day the dour cunt.

[Gemmill 50294]

St Maximin posting a screen grab of his weight and body fat over time and pointing out that he was 84kg when he left Newcastle, and is 84kg now. 

 

Conveniently missing the fact that the same screen grab shows his fat % when he left Newcastle was around 9%, and is 13.6% now.

 

Mourinho's training sessions not a patch on Eddie's. 

 

[wykikitoon 23044]

Always loves munching a kebab, eh LTA

 

[Dazzler 11924]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

St Maximin posting a screen grab of his weight and body fat over time and pointing out that he was 84kg when he left Newcastle, and is 84kg now. 

 

Conveniently missing the fact that the same screen grab shows his fat % when he left Newcastle was around 9%, and is 13.6% now.

 

Mourinho's training sessions not a patch on Eddie's. 

 

 

84kg at 5'8" is overweight based on BMI

 

 

Jose is right - the fat cunt.

[NJS 4586]

It would be harsh to body shame a 2 year old or indeed a 120 year old. 

[ewerk 33351]

23 minutes ago, NJS said:

It would be harsh to body shame a 2 year old or indeed a 120 year old. 

 

But it worked so well for him with Luke Shaw.

[Dazzler 11924]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

But it worked so well for him with Luke Shaw.

Luke Shaw posted a picture of his abs, Maxi posted a picture which confirmed that he had, in fact, gotten 4.6% fatter. 

[Dazzler 11924]

1 hour ago, NJS said:

It would be harsh to body shame a 2 year old or indeed a 120 year old. 

Fucking woke bastard.

[PaddockLad 19063]

Simultaneous at best… looks like they might change the rule though. No fuckin way the ref sees that in real time. So VAR has told him. It’s blatantly not a clear and obvious error so this is the tail wagging the dog yet again 😑

 

https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/0297-1d449595df1f-e4e8a42fabeb-1000--uefa-statement-on-var-decision-at-atletico-de-madrid-vs-re/

[Kid Dynamite 7708]

I mean they've had to use a NASA satellite in super slow motion to find the most minuscule of touches there. Robbed

[wykikitoon 23044]

Henderson for England  

[wykikitoon 23044]

[wykikitoon 23044]

James  
Rashford  

[Dazzler 11924]

No Wharton and/or Anderson is criminal IMO. Especially considering Henderson is in in their place.

[wykikitoon 23044]

No MGW??! Mad that, he's been superb for Forest this season.

[wykikitoon 23044]

Fucking Reece James?!?! Do they need someone to order the Five Guys or summit?

[Howmanheyman 36725]

18 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Simultaneous at best… looks like they might change the rule though. No fuckin way the ref sees that in real time. So VAR has told him. It’s blatantly not a clear and obvious error so this is the tail wagging the dog yet again 😑

 

https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/0297-1d449595df1f-e4e8a42fabeb-1000--uefa-statement-on-var-decision-at-atletico-de-madrid-vs-re/

 

See PSG away, fucking disgrace.

[Toonpack 11443]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

See PSG away, fucking disgrace.

 

Fist time I've seen that pen, it's a double touch for me, but the rule is mental. should be a retake (if he scores) not a disallowed goal.

[Gemmill 50294]

 

This is Tuchel talking. The opening sentence is about Henderson but he goes on to mention Burn, and say why he's picked them both. 

[Dazzler 11924]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

This is Tuchel talking. The opening sentence is about Henderson but he goes on to mention Burn, and say why he's picked them both. 

The only thing Henderson tried to impose on Ajax was a move to Monaco. He barely plays. 

 

Henderson's puzzle piece:

 

[PaddockLad 19063]

Tucchel wants some experience in his first squad. He’s picked Kyle Walker too. England will piss qualification so it’s not really an  issue till the tournament squad is announced

[Dazzler 11924]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

Tucchel wants some experience in his first squad. He’s picked Kyle Walker too. England will piss qualification so it’s not really an  issue till the tournament squad is announced

There is plenty of experience in that squad without including Henderson - from players who can actually do a job too. No matter his explanation it makes little sense.

[PaddockLad 19063]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

There is plenty of experience in that squad without including Henderson - from players who can actually do a job too. No matter his explanation it makes little sense.

I agree but it’s not difficult to work out why he’s done it. He’s picked two England captains from the Southgate regime who’ve won the fucking lot domestically and in Europe and have been to finals with England precisely because they’ve won the fucking lot domestically and in Europe  and have been to finals with England 😁

[wykikitoon 23044]

Four GK's too?

[Andrew 5195]

For the curious, Tim messaged the admins and requested their account be deleted.

 

So that was fun while it lasted.