Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 49965]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

 

Looks like Butlins! 

 

Looks like the splash you get when you drop a massive one into the bog. 

[thebrokendoll 10272]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Looks like the splash you get when you drop a massive one into the bog. 

 

how would you know, unless you're a stand up shitter?

[Gemmill 49965]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

how would you know, unless you're a stand up shitter?

 

I've seen you jump in a pool. Same thing. 

[thebrokendoll 10272]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I've seen you jump in a pool. Same thing. 

 

I don't jump. I dive with the grace and elegance of a swallow.

[Dazzler 11818]

5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I don't jump. I dive with the grace and elegance of a swallow.

[acrossthepond 979]

Hideous boondoggle that will waste millions of taxpayer pounds on a monument to past glories and current mediocrity. Have they named it yet? Maybe they can call it the Sir Jim Ratcliffe Monorail Stadium. 

[Monkeys Fist 45147]

They should call it the Summit Stadium as it’s all downhill from there. 

[Craig 6806]

Ratcliffe has already labelled it "New Trafford" by all accounts. FFS

[Toonpack 11365]

4 hours ago, acrossthepond said:

Hideous boondoggle that will waste millions of taxpayer pounds on a monument to past glories and current mediocrity. Have they named it yet? Maybe they can call it the Sir Jim Ratcliffe Monorail Stadium. 

It better not cost a taxpayer penny, let alone millions of quid 

[Dougle 3677]

32 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It better not cost a taxpayer penny, let alone millions of quid 

 

"Normally, if you were building a 100,000-seater stadium from the ground up, in an area that needs to be regenerated, it's a 10-year project. But if we get going with the government then I think it's a five-year project, not a 10-year project," said Ratcliffe.

[Isegrim 10350]

Watching Ratcliff on tv does feel nearly as good as this. A cunt totally getting shown up.

[Howmanheyman 36595]

6 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

on sky sports news about it now.

I honestly want to heave man, gonna benefit the ENTIRE north of england by all accounts. 

 

 

Well the 'Ashington reds' will be happy anyway, still waiting to hear the Bilbao black cats reaction but I'm hearing they're a bit disappointed as they supplied the red devils first away kits when they were Newton Heath, (but they didn't want to make a fuss about the shirts, it was nowt, really. Honestly, don't even mention it, they've forgotten about it already).

[aimaad22 4690]

7 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Quite aptly it looks like a circus tent.

 

 

[RobinRobin 12486]

14 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I don't jump. I dive with the grace and elegance of a swallow.