Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 22772]

[Gemmill 49832]

The 2026 WC is gonna be wild. USA, Canada and Mexico. Can't see what could go wrong between now and then between those three nations..... 😬

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23594]

tournament soundtrack: brothers in arms by dire straits 

[Gemmill 49832]

It'll be Kid Rock doing the half time show to keep Trump happy. 

[Dr Gloom 23594]

28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

It'll be Kid Rock doing the half time show to keep Trump happy. 

 

and Kid Dynamite 

[Toonpack 11343]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I bet Scotland still don't qualify. 

 

Finally, a Gemmill prediction that makes me happy.

 

[trophyshy 7314]

[Kitman 2325]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Peter Schamone?

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

 

Lifetime ban  

[wykikitoon 22772]

So played most of the season with this. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14661]

FA making sure he say goodbye to his career with a MOTM performance on Monday night 

[Dr Gloom 23594]

Sorry if I got it wrong about Kid Rock @Kid Dynamite

 

I thought you said you were a fan back in the day but perhaps it was someone else 

[Kid Dynamite 7620]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sorry if I got it wrong about Kid Rock @Kid Dynamite

 

I thought you said you were a fan back in the day but perhaps it was someone else 

Thats Quiff  

[Meenzer 16416]

Bawitdab-ouch

[Dr Gloom 23594]

32 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Thats Quiff  

:lol: no insult intended 

[Howmanheyman 36518]

"Welcome one and all to toontastic, the place to be for red, hot soccer chat. Have you been to a game today? What did you think of the referee and most importantly are you a season ticket holder? What hand do you usually hold it in? I prefer holding it with my right hand when I'm at craven cottage, err, I mean the bridge, definitely the bridge now. Call us now on 0898 244 606."

Edited yesterday at 11:48 by Howmanheyman

[PaddockLad 18982]

BBC went from Danny Baker to this fuckin utter fuckin shambles of a man  

[sammynb 3916]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

BBC went from Danny Baker to this fuckin utter fuckin shambles of a man  

 

Nice pullover, wouldn't you like similar?

[Alex 36694]

I think they went from Mellor to Richard Littlecock too  The amount of times the former mentioned being a season ticket holder at ‘the Bridge’ btw  

[Howmanheyman 36518]

46 minutes ago, Alex said:

I think they went from Mellor to Richard Littlecock too  The amount of times the former mentioned being a season ticket holder at ‘the Bridge’ btw  

 

Probably mentioned it before but I recall the whopper describing how he'd been to 'the bridge' that afternoon and he had to admit to being a bit disappointed with how few Sheffield United fans made the trip down, so far so fuck? The next day I was looking at the results in the paper and I saw the Chelsea game with an attendance of 13,000! The cheeky cunt!  (they'd had 30,000 that same midweek v us in the LC although there was a good few thousand of us there that night).

Edited yesterday at 13:34 by Howmanheyman

[Monkeys Fist 45113]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Welcome one and all to toontastic, the place to be for red, hot soccer chat. Have you been to a game today? What did you think of the referee and most importantly are you a season ticket holder? What hand do you usually hold it in? I prefer holding it with my right hand when I'm at craven cottage, err, I mean the bridge, definitely the bridge now. Call us now on 0898 244 606."

I can’t remember the name of the lass who brought him down, but she looked like she’d had Bell’s Palsy and also had an absolute fivehead. 
 

Presumably registered blind, too. 

[Gemmill 49832]

Antonia De Sancha. I dredged that shit up from the silty riverbed that is my memory and went to his wiki to confirm. 

[Monkeys Fist 45113]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Antonia De Sancha. I dredged that shit up from the silty riverbed that is my memory and went to his wiki to confirm. 

That’s the bastard! 
 

 

The size of her fiver! 
You could build a couple of new-build housing estates on the thing. 
 

 

 

 

Nae chebs, like. 
 

[Gemmill 49832]

Aye I remembered the no chebs. 16 year old me would have been wondering why he blew up his career for not even a hint of tit action. 

[Sonatine 11917]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye I remembered the no chebs. 16 year old me would have been wondering why he blew up his career for not even a hint of tit action. 

 

TBF, 52 year old me is still wondering that now